Tobsmokd oit the window of my Disney hotel room?

[MaryPoppinsPenguins]

I'm in a Disney Paris hotel... the windows open Super wide. It's dark and rainy. I'm drunk... so drunk. And everyone's asleep.

Feels like a 50 mile walk to reception.

Will I get arrested?
Can I get banned from Disney?
Will my children wake up and hate me forever?

I guess on the plus side, there's more wine in the lobby.

No, it won't all go out and could well get stuck in the carpet/curtains/bedding etc.

I think going to sleep might be a better option.

a biscuit?! Wow. I missed a typo in the title and I'm tarred forever 😂

It'll make the room stink. Don't be selfish.

Yeah just go too sleep

It might set the smoke alarm off and it will make the room stink. Do you not think people can tell when someone has smoked in a room because they really can!

Not to mention the passive smoking if your kids are sleeping in that same room

Lay off the wine and the smokes. Think of how you'll feel tomorrow having to get up and spend a day in Disney with a hangover!

If you hang out of the window to smoke and you're drunk you could fall out and hurt yourself/be killed even if you're on the ground floor. Think of the passive smoke you'll be making your dc inhale.

If you nip out for a cig for your dc could wake up and panic/leave the room/open the windows etc etc...

Oh just do it, quit being such a drama queen, time to call bullshit on your drunken ass. GOODNIGHT!

Did you sign something about a cleaning charge if you smoke? Because they run hundreds of dollars.

It depends. Is there a sign that says "No Tobsmokding"? If not, you're grand.

Don't be a nob.

Hope you went to bed instead.

We go to MILs apartment in Spain every summer. There is huge patio door to balcony. The man next door (always there at the same time as us!) always goes into his balcony to smoke cigars and cigarettes. It all blows over, makes it unpleasant be on our balcony, and even gets inside our apartment. Gross.
Smokers don't realise the extreme stench of their habit nor how obvious and far reaching it is.

In short, DON'T.