To want to shout 'It is blatantly obvious you're having an affair' to the couple opposite me on the train

[BoysofMelody]

And if I've figured it out within 20 minutes of sitting opposite you on a train, with all the furtive hand touching and stolen glances, your work colleagues will almost certainly know you're carrying on. Get better at being discrete or keep it in your pants.

On the plus side, I forgot to bring my book with me and watching this play out is terrific entertainment.

CattyMcCatface it was a 4 finger broken into two 😂😂😂
Chunky kit Kat didn't exist back when I was 23.... it was almost 20 years ago! Thankfully..

Here's the right link....

I started vaguely wondering if this was me. I'm married to a colleague and often forget to put my rings on in the morning. He never does though as he sleeps in it.

However I don't like kit kats and he's not muscly.

It did also start as an affair but that was nearly a decade ago.

that's put me off KitKats for life then, bleugh 😳

He purchased her an over priced Kit-Kat - He's a definite FEEDER!!! (His wife sat at home is probably fit to burst, he's lining up a replacement!!!)

Perhaps I'm a prude, but the kitkat thing doesn't appeal to me on either side. Just imagining a foof full of melted chocolate...

...like you've wiped the wrong way! Nice :)

Guys, guys, stop, stop! You're making it worse! I still have 3 chunky KitKats in my (secret) chocolate cupboard, how can I face them now?! Waaaaaah!!

Many years ago I was trit trotting my horse down a quiet country lane, when I approached a large executive car parked at the side of the road. On the front seat sat a businessman... and on his lap a lady in activewear!

Was I the only person who got fron this that she doing a Gillian Taylforth?

Me and my DH have just got back from holiday, he took his ring in to be cleaned and has a very visable tan line where it should be. We went out on Saturday night to a roof terrace cocktail bar and flirted and kissed in the corner before going inside for a meal....I wonder if people thought we were having an affair?!

How long does it take him to clean his ring?

Emmageddon These Johns sure do get about, don't they!?

Never going to look at my DM's cupboard full of Kit Kats the same way again

Big John, Little John, Big Dick John, Long John Silver, John Lewis

So many Johns and so little time...

What's "activewear"?

PE kit for grown ups

OP could it possibly be that you'd like an affair or at least the flirty attention!?

I had a 6 year relationship with my boss before I was married & other female colleagues used to flirt like mad with him. Media. Cut-throat.

I saw my 'pub couple' yesterday and tried to sneak a look at their hands - no wedding ring on his (although that doesn't necessarily mean anything) and I couldn't see her hands as they had a laptop open on the table so her hands were obscured by the screen.

Imagine the scratchy corners lurking under the chocolate which would surely melt?