To ask you for your list of words that you hate?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

I know it's been done to death but I need to get this out

Scrumptious.

Fuck that word. Just fuck it.

It's a stupid, self indulgent sort of word.

"Oh isn't he SCRUMPTIOUS!"

It's such a childish word somehow. So Mary Poppins.

Also

Meal

Yes I'm another for "Ikkle"/"Ickle" for little
And Hoskipul for hospital

Greedy : irrationally hate this word

On the other hand, I love the word swoop!

Panties
Banter/bants (DS, I am looking at you!)
Supper
Restaurant (when referring to the eating facility at work: it's a canteen not a sodding restaurant)
Sneakers

Haven't even read the thread but I bet it's full of people being horrified at the word moist.

Pee
Belly
'Know what I mean like'
Yah
Any words describing bowel habits (tmi)
Uninvited and unnecessary information thrown into random conversations e.g. 'I'm a christian', 'I'm a muslim', 'I'm gay' - just be, don't say unless it's relevant to the conversation going on.

It's phlegm, by the way!

And I'm feeling sorry for Attila the Hun. I suppose that's what his wife called him.

I hate the words meal,nutritious and tummy.

Bants/Banter, as in "Oh, this is top bants, mum!"

Even DP's started saying it now after hearing the kids say it. Is it too late to escape?!

I find "penis" hard to take.

Admirablenelson

"Brexit"

Actually, just the way Tim Farron says it - "Bregg-zit"

Urrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Granular

"Flaccid" is almost worse.

Two word,going forward especially when used at the end of a sentence or when ,in the future or then will do.Seems to have crept out of office speak and into general use.

Totes

Amazeballs

Fandabbydosey

Just no. Fuck off, go away, leave now.

Oh! And pacific used instead of specific. Get out of the ocean and use the right word! I think this is the biggest thing that gets on my nerves.

Oh dear tonicandtonic I use entitled in rl. We can't be friends now as I'd be annoying you.

God this thread has made me irrationally hate loads more words!!
I hate the way my mother says 'cup of coffee' like 'cuppacoffee' so does my sister!

If I have 3 meals a day, what do you have?

It's acceptable to have three meals a day. It's when you don't specify a specific one that we gnash our teeth.

For example:

"Stop poking your brother with your fork and eat your meal."

Just say lunch (or whatever it is). It's the food equivalent of the phrase "family member" - in most situations it's appropriate to specify.

Thank you MrsH the "meal" confusion is now quite clear as mud

Closure
Process eg 'I need to process this'. Pretentious bollocks!

Bum, belly, hubby, titties, lovemaking

Scrummy/yummy
Om nom nom
Gash (both uses)
Blip
Glee
Hollibobs/Crimbo
Nightmare (as in 'I'm having a...' what, you're asleep?)
Likkle/ickle

I hate words describing food or the act of eating. Anything other than "I ate..." makes me cringe. I nibbled or snacked or picked at or choked down my food for example. Or descriptions of morsels or soupcons or crumbs or slivers of food. Abbreviated food too. "We had spag bol and jacket pots for lunch so just nibbled at picky bits for tea." FUCK OFF.

I don't like other affectations either. People on aibu use this sort of throwaway tweeness in order to be judgy. "How hard is it to throw on some clean clothes" or "can't you just grab some fresh pasta". It's that faux casual type air. I'm aware I am odd btw.