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To ask your interior design pet hates?

999 replies

Lotsofsausage · 16/07/2017 20:38

Am I a horrible snob?
Here are mine:
Bowls of pebbles on coffee table (why?)
Black and diamanté furniture
Photos printed onto canvas (CRAP quality just get a good photographic print and frame it!)
Those shiny duvet sets and cushions
Fire surround but no fire place (not) even a hole in the wall!

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BlueIsYou · 17/07/2017 22:17

Great thread OP Grin

I love country decor, so I really dislike -

Shiny cabinets/kitchen draws etc

Anything black and fluffy

Anything black and shiny

Crystals

Those crystal shite things in a bowl 🍚

Sparkle

BabychamSocialist · 17/07/2017 22:19

Rooms consisting entirely of different shades of beige. I always feel like I'm in a show home and not somebody's house.

BlueIsYou · 17/07/2017 22:21

Oh yes and own up, who are you twee faffers with the 'Live, Love, Laugh' shite?

Some even expand and say -

Live like there's no tomorrow

Love like you've never been hurt

Laugh like no one is watching

MIL has one in her bathroom - which I've always been quite shocked about since she isn't twee or nonsensey. She's very straight forward, no bollocks type

Patriciathestripper1 · 17/07/2017 22:29

BlushBlush looks at own house - shuts all the curtains

Pallisers · 17/07/2017 22:29

Pallisers but then you get lots of random height discrepancies

That's a fair point. I only did it with hardbacks and they were mostly the same height. the paperbacks are in my room in a complete jumble.

RiverTam · 17/07/2017 22:31

I would hope your MIL was a no bollocks type, Blue, though in this day and age I guess you never can tell GrinGrin.

RiverTam · 17/07/2017 22:33

MaQueen I'd bring all your books to the front of the shelf, for a start it means less dusting, but also I do think it looks much better. DH did it and I was sceptical but surprised.

MaQueen · 17/07/2017 22:35

We have fitted carpet throughout (apart from kitchen and bathrooms). I love it, and insisted we had it - our previous house was a barn conversion, with wooden or stone floors through out. It was really, really hard on your feet (ouch).

RiverTam · 17/07/2017 22:37

I love fitted carpets - soft, warm, absorb sound and make the rooms look much bigger. And hoovering's so much less faff than washing (and still having to hoover any rugs).

I hate barn conversions with a passion, though.

MaQueen · 17/07/2017 22:38

Ooooh Tam what an excellent idea mwah...mwah...

Fontella · 17/07/2017 22:38

We have fitted carpet throughout (apart from kitchen and bathrooms). I love it, and insisted we had it - our previous house was a barn conversion, with wooden or stone floors through out. It was really, really hard on your feet (ouch).

My house is exactly the opposite. Only room that is carpeted is the lounge. All the rest is stripped floorboards or Lino. yes, horror of horrors - Lino - and I love it!.

RiverTam · 17/07/2017 22:39

You're welcome, darling. Do it and post a pic tomorrow.

chocatoo · 17/07/2017 22:39

Apologies if this has already been said as I am currently only on page 12 of 24 of the thread...I can't bear curtains that can't be closed - I.e. Purely for decoration and actually use a blind as not enough fabric in curtains to actually close them! Bizarre! Also don't really like pelmets. We have a massive telly which I love.

ScrumDinger · 17/07/2017 22:39

I don't mind barn conversions but I really dislike converted churches.

MaQueen · 17/07/2017 22:41

Tam I had always thought a barn conversion would be my dream, forever home...within 6 weeks of moving in, I knew we'd made a horrible mistake.

Genuinely Just. Too. Fucking. Big. Not remotely homely. Proportions all wrong. Cost a fortune to heat. Loud and echoey. Looked amazing - but felt all wrong.

Never again.

BabychamSocialist · 17/07/2017 22:49

Coloured bathroom suites. Having grown up in a house with green 'avocado' coloured toilet, bath and sink, I'd have it nowhere near my house!

To be fair, my mum worked hard for it in the 70s and it was the 'in' thing so I can't blame her.

MikeUniformMike · 17/07/2017 22:50

I'm not keen on barn conversions but church conversion rarely look right.
I'm probably in a minority but I don't like bifold doors or huge glass windows, or open plan living/dining/kitchen.

Books should be arranged so the spines are level with a bit of space behind them.

PussCatTheGoldfish · 17/07/2017 22:54

I love this thread, every house I have ever been in includes one or more of these pet hates. My own includes loads Grin.

The 'only floor length curtains' people - we have four large windows in our front room (1970s house). If all the curtains were floor length it would be like living in a tent when they were closed!

Four sets of curtains can be overpowering so we've got a nice neutral going on beige with magnolia walls Wink.

Whatthesausage · 17/07/2017 22:59

When it looks like the occupier has ran round wilkos/argos buying everything the same colour. That said im still looking for a 'shite' plaque to go in my toilet 😂

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 17/07/2017 23:00

Surely if you are into arranging books they are arranged by genre and then alphabetically by author.

My ex MIL once organised my books in height order and so they looked nice and it took me ages to find anything.

I am undecided on whether to push books to the back or front of a shelf. I like the neatness of them all being level but as mine are constantly being taken on and off the bookshelf it is quicker to push them all back rather than lining them up. However I do quite like twinkly tea lights on my bookshelf lighting up the spines of the books.

BabychamSocialist · 17/07/2017 23:00

I hate the slogans people put on their walls. It gives the impression you're in the Ministry of Truth from 1984 and not someone's home.

"Live, laugh, love" is only one step away from "IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH" let's be honest.

TheFallenMadonna · 17/07/2017 23:10

My books are colour organised. I know what colour they are, so can find them easily. I occasionally have to think "upstairs orange or downstairs orange?", but that's it. If you remember things differently, do things differently...

TheFallenMadonna · 17/07/2017 23:13

I do also enjoy unlikely pairings, and have been known to lightly reorganise to effect more of them.

TheGrumpySquirrel · 17/07/2017 23:16

Oooh I love this thread. Place marking for tomorrow!

Gilver - now that's got to have been mentioned already?

SomewhatIdiosyncratic · 17/07/2017 23:22

I like a home to be comfortable, cosy and personal, so my nemesis decor features include:

Oversized sofas. They can often dominate a room, and inevitably end up triggering an uncomfortable case of dangly leg syndrome where my ankles are forced to stick out parallel to the floor 6 inches from the edge of the seat.
A related offender is those ruddy sofas with a back composed of oversized cushions that exist only to swallow you up.

Excessive use of neutrals/ grey/ magnolia. Can easily look bland, cold and impersonal.

Rooms that look like they've come out of a catalogue. IKEA has a branch nearby so there's lots of replica IKEA show home looks. We've got several pieces as we're struggling to replace with equally practical, long term furniture, but its when all the furniture, pictures and trimmings have the look too.

Hard floor surfaces in rooms for relaxing. Unfortunately we bought our house off a laminate fiend. The one in our bedroom is reasonable quality and low on the list of intolerable crimes for replacement, but it's joyless having a hard floor and I hate chasing dustballs when trying to clean it.
The shitty shiny cheap laminate in the lounge was gleefully ripped out in less than six months. The first priority however was to fill in the evil spotlights that glared off the shitty shiny cheap laminate casting intense pools of light and dark triggering headaches.

The lounge was pretty much the antithesis of our taste. As well as the crap floor and lights, it had a 1970s inspired brown feature wall of bold wallpaper, and nearly co-ordinating brown wallpaper* in a shade best described as "watery value hot chocolate". This was highly unlikely to be original 1970s original decor as the house was built in the late 80s Grin The next crime to be inflicted on the room was the poky undersized hole-in-the-wall fireplace with a greedy gas fire that sent the heat up the chimney by-passing the room completely. I chose the house for its potential Wink

The daido rail in the hall should probably count, but I quite like it. It breaks the space up, and means that the bottom half doesn't have to be a battered marked light colour.

Being an 80s house, the artex ceilings count as an original feature and are too awkward to replace. Sigh.

Hard floor tiles worry me about breakages. I like vinyl in a kitchen. Warm and a fair chance of the crockery bouncing.

Photos are good except the mock-casual heavily posed "aren't we having such jolly fun" type on the bland white background. Give me a stuffy formal pose any day, at least it's honest.

Did any one mention words/ mottos being used as art? Wink

  • Some feature walls can be nice. I like colour and done well they can be a good way of using strong colours. This brown combo did look like the aftermath of a mud bath though.