to think that weeing into a bag in tescos and then putting under your trolley is disgusting.

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Just been to Tescos, and watch in amazement whilst a woman got bags out for her two children one around 4 the other around 7 which one after the other she got them to wee in before tying a not in the bag and putting it in her trolley where other people will be using it after her. it was one of the 4 child trolleys that has an upper and lower shelf. there are toilets just outside the shop she was only in the first 3 aisles!

Gods honest truth,sorry if TMI but she had dementia,sorry.

No they didn't.Am now verywary unless choc box is not opened!!!

You do right it is a crazy game.Going back to the original thread surely the poor kids could have been taken to the toilet?Poor things

I LOVE this thread, I keep coming back and there is more fabulous wee/poo/vomit horror!!!

sadly it does seem like i got off lightly. will definitely be lining my trolley in future!

My BIL's friend drank a pint of his own nectar. Now that is truly disgusting (he is a rugger bugger and it is quite normal for those types to do such toilet tricks)

I can see MorningPaper is going to have a field day with this weeks round up

Fab thread!
When I was in the Territorial Army I was at a regimental dinner. You're not allowed to go to the loo until the end so you often wish you had a Tesco's bag. Anyhoo, we were young & drunk so we egged one guy on to pee in the ice bucket as he was desperate. Naturally, he did this only to find a waitress saw the whole thing & reported him! He had to help tidy up at the end of the night as punishment. Actually, this sort of 'high jinks' is encouraged in the Officer's Mess!!

A friends of mine was at her first Christmas dinner with her new university lecturer colleages (very highbrow), got way too drunk & vomited into a paper hat. Right in front of the Dean. Of course, the paper dissolved on contact & it went all over him. Priceless.

Who was it who posted on MN who had fought her neighbour for the sick bag on a plane as they both tried to vomit in it? It was a very funny posting at the time.

Don't Tesco's bags have holes in them to stop little people from suffocating? Wouldn't that have left two little streams behind her, whereever the trolley went?

OMG!

yep the bog standard ones have holes
maybe she splashed out on a 'bag for life' for her piss bags

just to pint out, there was no mentione on the woman using tescobags...just that it happened in tescos, lol.....

See, we don't need MN shirts any more- just watch out for the ladies spraying dettol (or Anthony Worrall thompson Green Antibac ) on their trolleys at the supermarket LOL!

All these stories make me want to barf - where's the nearest Bejams?

I've just joined mumsnet and this is one of the first threads I have read - haven't laughed so much in ages. Vomit in freezers and bags of wee - priceless!

Haven't laughed so much in ages. My tummy now hurts.

Those poor kids. Awful woman!

eeeuuuuwww! That is so gross! Will now go and read the rest of the thread.

I read that as 'weeing into a tea bag'.

Need to have a lie down now....

You do all know, I take it, that being sexuall aroused by puke/poo/wee is not that uncommon as sexual fetishes go. So if there are any perverts of that particular type on MN, hey, knock yourselves out...

I think i shall remain within my little bubble and convince myself a golden shower is a pretty ligyt show that happens when you are visited Angel

how disgusting is that!!!! what a lazy person teaching her children such vile things! what poor kids , how embarrasing for them!!!!

i would have coughed at her and said ehem there are perfectly good toilets in Tesco, use them you vile cow mmmm