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to think that weeing into a bag in tescos and then putting under your trolley is disgusting.

130 replies

magicfarawaytree · 25/03/2007 13:55

Just been to Tescos, and watch in amazement whilst a woman got bags out for her two children one around 4 the other around 7 which one after the other she got them to wee in before tying a not in the bag and putting it in her trolley where other people will be using it after her. it was one of the 4 child trolleys that has an upper and lower shelf. there are toilets just outside the shop she was only in the first 3 aisles!

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Pixel · 25/03/2007 19:27

We once had a customer in our pub who used to wet himself while standing at he bar. Dh finally had to bar him when he did a poo in his white trousers and then carried on drinking his pint. The man had no shame, no wonder his wife left him.

PeachyClair · 25/03/2007 20:07

You know about Somerset cider houses yes?

Where the cider makes your bladder go, so they just coat the floor in sawdust that they can broom away after a while.

I can give you the address of onesuch place right now.

foxcub · 25/03/2007 20:24

uuuurggh!!

Troutpout · 25/03/2007 20:41

It's only a bit of piss ...
people go for walks carrying little bags of dog turds ..and that's just for fun

errm it wasn't me btw

or is it just the tesco's bit that is disgusting?

Very very wierd though...i admit.

kimiTheEasterBunny · 25/03/2007 20:42

God can you imagine what her house must be like that is gross

wpcanniecartwright · 25/03/2007 20:45

only in tescos!

NorksBride · 25/03/2007 20:47

At least they didn't poo in a hand basket.

SparklyGothKat · 25/03/2007 20:55

But with dog poo in a bag is you don't carry it around Tesco [baff]
She must be a minger.... yuck.

Daisypops · 25/03/2007 20:57

I used to work in an office with a waiting room right next to it. One morning I heard a trickling noise, I looked around for a leaking pipe or window, just as I was sitting back down there was a chap in the waiting room, legs open, pecker out having a waz on the carpet.......... i rang my boss who csme in and said to the chap 'do you need the toilet sir?'....course not hes just effin been on my floor.....madness!

shouldbe · 25/03/2007 21:19

Eeeeewwwwwww!

ipanemabunny · 25/03/2007 21:20

I have had to read whole thread again, it is the funniest thread for ages - people vomiting in freezers! Fantastic!

LilyLoo · 25/03/2007 21:23

OMG dirty cow. Never mind the first three isles and their age ! I ran full pelt across the length of our supermarket yesterday with dd 2 in the throes of potty training and would much rather she pissed on my leg than do that omg !

Gess · 25/03/2007 21:26

dh went out for a meal with a friend when at college (brown's for those that know it) and his friend weed under the table where it splashed all up dh's legs. He was horrified- still goes on about 15 years later.

Gess · 25/03/2007 21:26

(dh was wearing shorts and flip flops or something open toed).

Chocolatepenny · 25/03/2007 21:29

Yes thats really gross, no excuse really. Does make you wonder about the trolleys though,.. bet they never get cleaned.

chipmonkey · 25/03/2007 21:41

Once I was stuck in gridlocked traffic with ds1 and ds2 aged 3 and 1. The road ahead was flooded and I was already 2 hours late for work! Ds1 needed a wee and the only thing I could do was hand him one of ds2's nappies and tell him to put it down his trousers and wee into it. He did and handed me back the nappy.

moondog · 25/03/2007 21:45

Hysterical thread.
Daisy,I love your 'Madness!' comment at the end of your story.

Superb.

There is a man in my village who is a respected novelist and the subject of much awe.
i however remember him shitting in a sink while very pissed when we were all at uni together.

Milliways · 25/03/2007 21:45

I also used to carry a potty everywhere when DD was training. Once, when I was have haircut at hairdressers, DD (who had been playing with their toys) toddled up, took potty out of bag (from under the pushchair) and sat herself on it in the middle of the shop

At least it was only a wee!

essanel · 25/03/2007 21:56

I used to work in B&Q and the number of times parents let their LO use the display toilets - yuck!!!! Especially when you would draw the short straw and have to clean it up, blergh...

newmummy01 · 25/03/2007 22:20

yuck, yuck, yuck these stories are vile but a tad funny too!

Caligula · 25/03/2007 22:23

LOL I used to work in a clothes shop and once someone came in and tried on trousers, only she wasn't wearing pants and got her pubes caught in the zipper. (This was obviously pre Brazilian/ Hollywood days, unfortunately.)

She then wanted someone to help her untangle them. Everyone declined.

madrose · 25/03/2007 22:28

had lots of giggles at this thread.

tutu100 · 25/03/2007 22:46

when i worked as a pharmacy assistant we had a customer who did a poo in one aisle and then carried it around and "discreetly" dropped it on the floor in front of the counter whilst I served her. The smell was absolutely revolting, she didn't say a word about it though. We were all horrified and followed her round like hawks whenever she came in after that.

saadia · 25/03/2007 23:22

How revolting . We visited relatives yesterday - about an hour's drive away - and about half way through the journey poor little 3yr old ds2 started saying he needed to wee and it was coming out, but, nevertheless he managed to wait till we reached their house. I did have to natter incessantly to try and distract him and he politely listened and intermittently said "yeah" and "OK".

wrinklytum · 25/03/2007 23:34

OMG scary!!I have lots of digusting bodily function stories,being a nurse and all that, but by far the worst was the rather eccentric old lady who used to wrap up the faeces from her colostomy bag in used sweet wrappers and offer them to the nurses....