My children tell me I am much too judgmental, and I am sure that is true. Here are some of my pet hates:
People who are obsessed with their appearance. This takes many forms: ridiculous eyebrows, wearing heavy make up during the day, fake tans, cosmetic surgery (except where medically justified), bleached hair, removal of all body hair, tattoos, piercings (except one, or two at the most, in their earlobes);
People who don't care enough about their appearance. Examples: wearing dirty clothes (except where dirt is fresh and appropriate to the activity); BO, greasy hair, food in beards, holes in tights;
People who wear: too few clothes (unless appropriate to the location or occasion), shorts with tights, shorts with high heels, trousers half way down their bums, clothes that are too young for them, clothes that are too tight for them;
People in supermarkets who: park their trolley right opposite someone else's and block the aisle, don't put their trolley away properly, go with their entire family and get in the way, leave toddlers unattended in trolleys, let children sit in the main bit of the trolley or climb up and hang onto the outside;
Selfish/impatient drivers: those who take up 2 parking spaces or park so close to the line that if you went next to them you wouldn't be able to you to open your door, those who hoot at learner drivers who are being a bit slow, those who tailgate; lorry drivers who hold up the right-hand lane on a dual carriageway for 5 minutes because they are going 1mph faster than the lorry/caravan in front of them and it takes them that long to overtake, people who block junctions even when there is no benefit to them in doing so. Also, those who allow children to stand in the back of the car, in between the front seats, or who carry more people in the car than there are seat belts, and gave people sitting on laps etc;
People on trains who: eat smelly food, plonk all their stuff on the seat next to them and look aggrieved when you ask them to move it so you can sit on it, sit in the aisle seat and look aggrieved when you ask them to get up so you have the window seat;
Pet owners who: don't house or look after their animals properly, don't keep their dogs under control in public places or clear up their mess;
Parents who: smoke, ignore children's questions, ignore children's bad behaviour and let them riot in public places, feed their children rubbish, don't look after their children's teeth; don't make sure their young children have enough exercise or outdoor play, make excuses when their children do not do brilliantly at everything, don't believe the excuses I make when mine don't do brilliantly;
Parents of girls who: dress them as dolls or in pink and purple, encourage them to dress and act as if they are teenagers long before they are, praise them only for being pretty or good (quiet);
Parents of boys who excuse their bad behaviour by laughing and saying "oh he's a typical boy".
Oh dear. Longer than I thought it was going to be. Must go out now to brave the bad supermarket shoppers.