Irrational Judgy Pants thread.

[FretYeNotAllIsShiny]

I've got new neighbours. I really doubt they are my kind of people. They've got a glittery toilet seat.

What makes you hoik up your Irrational Judgy Pants?

People who decorate their homes with Bathe, Eat, Live etc ornaments I want to smash them.

Leaky, I've not seen said glittery toilet seat, but the box poking out of their bin definitely said that. I'm not feeling mean because I tried to say hello twice and got blanked, no not at all

Noncommital, the best car sticker I ever saw read 'embarrassingly slow edition' ha

Friendship group is horrid!

Yeah I get worried people think I'm just an asshole for being picky but I have s very personal childhood trauma related reason for it. I hate eating in a group because I think people will laugh/judge

Pierced baby ears are awful...shouldn't be allowed until the child can request it themselves.
Crocs on adults! Just why?
Kids at preschool/ nursery with dummies in situ.

Please don't judge on teeth. I had a phobia of the dentist so didn't have routine treatment for years, have ground my teeth for over 20 years and am mortified by the state of them, but there's nothing they can do. They are clean, I have clean breath and the teeth are as healthy as I could wish, given my history, but they are broken in places.

I judged my new neighbours who moved in last October because they put their Christmas tree and full outdoor decorations in early November. Gah.

Oh yes. I also judge people who put things like 'full time yummy mummy as their job description on Facebook or, worse still, their name on Facebook being sarah fulltimeyummymummy smith.

I like glittery toilet seats😆

Changes name on facebook to FretYe fulltimelazybitchandhandsoffmother Not

SarahlovesherbubzSmith. 🤐

Babies in carseats not in cars.

People using terms like 'my Bestie'. My son's MiL uses this when she talking about a best friend. I am probably being judgey because, I don't even have one friend.

People who believe hoaxes.
They Really get my judgy pants hoiked up as I often wonder how people so naive can even function in the world.
Their was a hoax going around that if you type in Facebook security paid "watchers" will show up 😂 Someone I know had Facebook and security in seperate pages of their profile/info and they had hundreds of messages bless them. A few of my friends messaged me about it as they'd believed it and wanted to tell me xxy on my friends list was watching me!
😂😂😂

My neighbours (2 middle aged single brothers) have filthy net curtains and don't put their wheels bin away. I judge!

Yy to pierced ears in small children.

Also any children's clothes that aggressively gender the child, especially girls, like 'Future Diva', Princess in Training', etc.

I love my crocs. I have several pairs although some are imitation crocs. I wear them in the garden, to pop things in the bin, on the beach and occasionally to the corner shop. I get lots of comments.

The Bathe, Eat, etc things are really useful if you are not sure what different rooms are for. Strangely enough, I have failed to find a Shit one for the loo. The HOME one I saw in someone's window worried me as it didn't look like my house.

Are you serious? Glittery loo seats are fucking great. I have one...and a disco ball in my bathroom. Discotastic.

My sincere apologies @DragonsandDungeons.

Threads like these make me more mindful of other people's experiences. Thank you.

To be fair Pickledparsnip, I haven't judged them to be horrible people -ignorant tho, yes-- just not my sort of people.

I have to attend a party now , but I shall be back later.

People who document every single argument and falling out on Facebook.

No worries sparkle I imagine most people don't realise

Mike my mum put a sign saying "do something you love every day" by the loo because she thought it was funny

You beat me to it astra, grown woman calling each other their bestie.

Get a grip. Also all these items in shops with proscecco on everything, coasters, make up bags , you name it.

Heard a mum yelling to her daughter 'Chardonnaaaaaaaaaay!' Any similar names trigger my judgy reflexes. Worst was a kid called 'Saffire'.

Those horribly twee photoframes, plaques, bit letters, signs etc which proclaim shite saying like "friends are family we choose" "love life laugh" "home is where the heart is" "cake is the answer" .... yeah just basically anything which is meant to be original and heartfelt but mass produced and in the poundshop

Those massive holes in people's ears. There is a parent I sometimes see who has them in both ears; they are about the size of small satsuma and look disgusting.