Irrational Judgy Pants thread.

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I've got new neighbours. I really doubt they are my kind of people. They've got a glittery toilet seat.

What makes you hoik up your Irrational Judgy Pants?

People are getting "irrational" - glittery loo seats etc confused with totally acceptable and justified- Mail readers (and those who mangle grammar )
Anyway, my irrational one (yeah another) is people who get all unnecessary over the appearance of spiders. In Britain. Where none of the native species can kill you. (Wasps and flies though are cunts and can fuck off)
My justified one is people who kill other species for "fun".

People usually just use this type of thread to be cunts.

Anyone buying the Daily Mail

Annoying car signs/stickers. Oh, have you a baby aboard? Shame, I was going to rear-end you at the next lights

Kids on holiday during term time

People who don't like cats

I judge people who are self conscious about being perceived as middle class. It really makes me cringe for them and I'm as WC as it is possible to be.

I judge bad botox, which is sadly becoming ever more prevalent now that your local beautician/hairdresser/cabin crew will immobilise your face for eighty quid.

I judge parents who give their children very popular names, such a lack of imagination deserves harsh judgement.

I judge those who buy new build houses. So very common.

I judge those who give their children mobile phones before the age of eleven.

I judge ridiculous, intricate hairstyles on children. Only a ponytail, plait or braid at a push, is ever acceptable.
Dont get me started on those ridiculous bows!

Never mind glittery toilet seat, my Daunt has a FLUFFY MICROFIBRE TOILET SEAT. It's also red. I don't pee at her house anymore.

Tooth The baby on board thing used to really bug me too, until a Police officer explained that it was originally intended (in the event of an accident)to indicate to emergency services that there was a young child in the car.

Babies with pierced ears and daft names, instantly tells you all you need to know about the parents.

Smokers.

Lazy people who can work but think others should instead to pay for them.

I have a glittery toilet seat!!! I bloody love it! It cheers up the miserable avocado and cream bathroom we inherited from the last owners. When you need a wee in the middle of the night, it sparkles in the dark, like a tiny private disco. My kids chose it but I encouraged them. Judge me if you will!

New build houses are common?

Omg red microfibre toilet seat mental image is making me feel sick!!

That reminds me - CARPETED BATHROOMS 🤢

My brother and SIL have two boys, eight and five. She dresses them both the same and I think they look great.

Those massive bows that girls are wearing at the minute, they look ridiculous.

People who constantly post pics of themselves doing the "cheers" thing with a glass of wine.

People who post about how proud they are of their kids reports and school concert reports and make comments avout gow talented/kind/sporty/clever whatever else they are.

I judge people who have more than 2 children, I just can't help seeing them as selfish as how can increasing the worlds population be anything but detrimental ti the first 2 children they had.

Rufus that's part of the reason it annoys me! Nobody takes them out when the wee one isn't in the car so it can waste the emergency services' time and at worst put them in danger! Ooh, I hate them.

I judge people who have more than 2 children, I just can't help seeing them as selfish as how can increasing the worlds population be anything but detrimental ti the first 2 children they had.

What if you have a child and then fall pregnant with twins?

I judge probably about 85% of parents at DS school

There's a lot of shitty people on this thread.

Cyclists who think they have the right to dictate the speed of every road user crawling along behind them. If you want/need the exercise, go to the fucking gym and let everyone else travel at more than 4 miles a fortnight.(dons flameproof gear as irate cyclists approach -slowly)

Adults with soft toys in their house/bedroom/work station, deranged the lot of them.

That advert where he takes the drink carton out of the shop fridge, drinks some and then puts it back..

Onhold you've popped back a few times, I think we get it. You don't like the thread. Maybe stop coming back and getting yourself upset.

I am mortified at the post which said no navy with black clothing.

Is this true??

Have people secretly been horrified / sniggering behind my back all these years at my navy and black combos?

Please somebody tell me they also wear this combination...

The S&B forum are always going on about how cool navy and black together is. Apparently, it's very old-fashioned to think they shouldn't be worn together.

Navy and black can be worn together if done right. Look at all the French brands like céline there are loads of examples

That makes me feel better CremeEgg!

Grumpy will Google but do you have any examples?