Irrational Judgy Pants thread.

[FretYeNotAllIsShiny]

I've got new neighbours. I really doubt they are my kind of people. They've got a glittery toilet seat.

What makes you hoik up your Irrational Judgy Pants?

And I would never say hun or get fake grass!

I've never read the Metro but if it's the same misogynist, right wing, anti immigrant "journalism" that the DM publishes then I would be very judgy too....

People who eat with their mouth open. Especially cereal. Makes me feel murderous - even if related.

BishopBrennansArse I'm currently watching the first series of Versailles and constantly judging Louis XIV. Mainly for thinking looking vacantly into the distance constitutes a deep character

The way people dress babies: tiny baby girls with earrings, ridiculous Minnie Mouse bows, leopard print tat. Baby boys with waistcoats and flat caps and designer trainers.

Those fake plastic box hanging balls outside front doors.

Baby / Little Princess / Daddy's Dude car stickers

LOVE, HOME and Calm Down and ....... insert mawkish shite as appropriate.

Use of hideous term "Hun"

I feel awful but these things simply make my skin crawl.

That's George Blagden's acting 😂
Mind you, Alexander Vlahos....

People who ride their bikes on the pavement, especially if they're also wearing a bike helmet.

That's because there are hardly any cycle tracks

Alexander Vlahos - he's on the list just under Monsieur Fabian the Amazing Detective and Wetworks Wonder Marchal!

@PlinkyTheFairyWitch
That's a good list

Hot tubs! Moved to a very naice development and half the houses have got them urggh!
Denim on young babies
Baby girls with those huge headband flower things
Babies with pierced ears :(
The term 'full time mum'
Dad's 'babysitting'
No no no

School mums with neck tattoos. Totally irrational as small ankle or arm tattoos don't bother me at all.

Parents who let their small DC zoom ahead on their scooters next to busy roads. Makes me shudder and I want to shake them!

This is totally irrelevant, but I get my judgy pants out when people point the blades of knives the wrong way when setting the table. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, but it does!

People who give their children stupid 'cree8tiv' first names.

People who use the word 'hun'.

UKIP voters.

People who pierce their baby's ears.

People who don't read any books, ever.

People with no interests other than football, lager and daytime TV.

People who judge full-time mothers for being full-time mothers.

People who wear Instagram makeup on a day to day basis.

People who use those stupid Snapchat filters - do you honestly want to look like a dog?

People who boast about drinking any type of alcohol regularly and think it's anything to be proud of/funny/glamorous.

People who imitate an educated accent.

Anyone that uses the word 'boob' as a verb.

I'm just boobing the baby.
I've boobed her all day.

I totally judge people that hold a knife like a pen.

And have bad grammar.

Or those that say 'somethink'.

Large expanses of things that aren't growing, in gardens. Decking, concrete, paving except in narrow paths, pebbles, plastic grass. It's a GARDEN. It's for things that GROW.

People who say 'choccy'
People who use 'of' instead of 'have'.
Yes, tattoos. Some of my good friends have a lot of tats but if I don't know the person I do judge
Platinum blonde hair with bad fake tan.
Pandora bracelet, hate those things!
Picky eaters. I mean those who eat only chips and nuggets type and pick out everything else, not those who refuse to eat say, sushi.
My biggest pet hate is those damn grey jogging pants that everybody seems to wear in the estate! Make anybody looks extra smelly.

@BishopBrennansArse I like to think so!

Honestly, the best thing about this serious is John Crace's episode guide with gems such as this:

Back indoors, Louis looks into the middle-distance enigmatically, while Cassel – whose chateau was burned down at the end of the last episode – is given a palace broom cupboard to live in. I hope it’s got washing facilities; his hair is beginning to look increasingly manky. If I didn’t know better, I’d take this as a sign he was up to no bon.

(Sorry to derail!)

Filthy pushchair seats covered in stains and with the black/brown film on them. I want to say 'how can you let your kid sit in that'. Not that I always used to scrub mine at the slightest spill of juice.

People with toddlers screaming to get out of their buggies/supermarket trollies while they're gassing away/on their phones. Just engage with the poor kid FFS!

People who don't bathe/shower their DCs everyday or change their bedding regularly as 'kids don't smell'.

People who don't put the divider down after they've loaded their shopping on the checkout belt.

On a roll now.

These threads!!

They don't really. I've actually found it amusing to read through during my bus journey.

I just wanted to join in

User you sound like an arsehole

Really bad tattoos. At least save up and get it done by someone who can actually draw rather than the local down the road who doodles like an 8 year old.

Maybe you could quantify that statement Dragons.