I think I've bought a haunted skeleton....

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DH is out.

The dog keeps growling at it and I keep hearing noises..

Ten minutes ago it fell over for no reason.

I want to put it in the garage but it has a window that leads into next doors garden and I wouldn't like to terrify their children....

Also, if I go over there I feel like it might get me.

Disclaimer: I've had a drink.

Aww, he's harmless. Give him a name, that'll make him seem a bit less spooky. Something bland like Simon or Malcolm.

Might he look a bit less bony with a t-shirt on?

Or maybe a cute name like Fluffy or Bubbles

She's 4... YouTube is literally her most coveted thing... it's quite the compliment.

My dad is called Simon and my FIL Malcolm! 😂😂😂

Call him Boney M

Arf at Barry the Skeleton

What's his/her name?

Ooh, good idea - it'll 'humanise' him/her a bit

Hmm, how about Sadie/Sharon/Susie/Samantha for a female skeleton? Steve/Seb/Shane for a male?

Struggling to think of more names beginning with 's'

Do your kids have any dressing up clothes? 'YouTube' will look less scary with a tutu on.

'YouTube' sounds like an insult as a name.

A prop!!! Are you serious!! It's a human being., who once walked this earth.. I dontgetthat you think it's ok to make him or her a 'prop' for your child's party..are you serious... how fucking disrespectful!

I agree with a pp, he needs clothes on, possibly a hat too..

You may as well stick some slippers on him while your at it.

Haha I'm having a really crap week but this is the first thing that's made me laugh out loud 😂

Sir Roderick of the Priss.

'YouTube' sounds like an insult as a name.

Wonder if it's been used before as a name for someone's DC? Or if it's one of those banned names of which we shall never speak

I've a bone to pick with you! Make no bons about it! Do you have a skeleton key? ill be off now.....

TopangaD, there's no way on this earth that that is a real human skeleton! Do you know how difficult and expensive that would be to access?!

I think a fez would look quite fetching on 'Youtube'.

Well...if it's a fake skeleton, it would be a bit bonkers to think it were haunted. In the highly unlikely event that it's a real skeleton, it was illegal to buy it (in the UK).

(Yes, the rules used to be different, but it's quite a few years since they changed)

TopangaD....please tell me your comment was said in jest?!!

Calm down Topanga, it's made of resin or something. I'm sure it's never walked the earth... (until tonight..!)

Ooooh, haunted plastic!! That's a bit speshal!

Couldn't find a tutu... this is the best I could do

No, that's perfect. I like the jaunty angle. Now, how about a board game. I'm thinking monopoly....

Brilliant OP!! A bit disappointed though at his lack of authenticity though

Fair dues .. but you would be surprised.. some donated to science in past have remained .. it's awful but true.. those designatedto science sold on.. it's not improbsble