Found a massive spider in the bedroom this morning and now I can't find it. Obviously.
Dp has had the mattress of the bed, everything has been turned upside down and it's nowhere to be seen.
The rational side of me is saying it's gone far, far away.
The other side says it's lurking ready to get you in the early hours, crawl in your ear and lay millions of eggs.
Is it reasonable to sleep in my thin onesie with my earphones in? Unsure if what to do about my nose 
It's huge. One of those jet black small body long massive legged ones, that run at a million miles per hour.
I know he's probably somewhere cosy and safe NOT IN THE BEDROOM but I can't help but feel his presence in here
