Loving this thread Fam. Reminds me of a school mum when my kids were small. She was notorious for farming her DS out to be looked after and entertained by anyone who'd have him. She rang me one morning in Decenber to say that she was going Christmas shopping to a city about 45 miles away and IF she was late for collection off the school bus would I mind looking after him till she got there.
School bus arrives around 4pm and no sign of mum so I bring him in to play while he waits. I'm expecting that she only needed my help IF she didn't get back in time that he'll be with us for no more than half an hour. Still no sign of her at 6pm so I decide we can't wait any longer for dinner and feed us all. Phone goes at about 6.30pm, they're still in the city and fancy a curry!! Eventually pick him up around 10pm!
He was a lovely boy, good house guest (plenty of practice) but I was careful to not get caught like that again.