The Maui thread got deleted - as did the follow-up. A shame because the poster was properly batshit deluded and they were highly entertaining.
The follow-up to the original Maui thread - about decorating her new home IIRC - was bonkers. My particular favourite memory was her updates dotted through the thread, documentary style: I can now reveal that we have decided on a sofa etc., as she genuinely thought that the entirety of MN was waiting breathlessly to learn of the latest developments in soft furnishings.