Can't do the smell anymore......!!!

[FartingHell]

Right..... I'm in an office environment and someone around me can't stop farting!
Had enough! The guys must have had curry cause I can surely smell the tikka but dear Lord it's non stop!

I've asked my boss to go and work elsewhere for the next hour - can't bring myself to say why - and he said no as he needs me..... I can guess who the culprit is... Tempting to say something really loud without naming but not sure ..WWYD?

I would spray airfreshener or deodorant liberally around, open all the windows and declare that it bloody stinks in here. I'm quite blunt though. I understand when you have to go you can't always hold it in (I know IBS can be awful) but farting constantly in an office environment is grim and would make me feel a bit sick.

That would make me sick - literally. How horrible for you.