To start an uprising to get rid of that frickin MN biscuit

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It's not funny or clever or ironic, it's lazy and annoying.

If you are with me please post a in solidarity.

Can't think of any point in my life where I've been to the point of shaking with anger, least of all from reading something on a forum
Nor me Percy. I've found MN an eye-opener as far as other people's emotions go

MN is full of arseholes so it's probably appropriate

I have to say, much as I love MN, it's so full of over emotional, over excitable, hysterical banshees that at times I question whether I'm actually a woman as I simpy can't relate to the insanity half the time. Where 1 word out of place means you get a kicking for the next 10 pages. Nowhere else have I so frequently had the urge to scream "calm the fuck down dear!" (and I hate that phrase!) But then I go on YouTube or Facebook and see that it's people in general I think are arseholes not just MNers, and all's right in the world again.

Where 1 word out of place means you get a kicking for the next 10 pages
I once posted an AIBU and it was completely detailed for 10+ pages because a phrase we use in my part of the world isn't used many other places and can sound quite rude. It was as if I had written a porno!

I too thought it was a nipple and that it's use was as in - your being a tit.

I over use not very mumsnet as I use it without an once of irony. Personally find " Have and and " a bit twee and patronising

Oh dear massive emoji fail

I first thought the was a boob. Mumsnet was obsessed with breastfeeding when I joined and I thought it was the natural next step.

So what does the biscuit thing actually mean?

What does it mean when someone replies to your post with one?

I also think we should get rid of '...much?' (I.e. 'exaggerate much?' because it's SO SHIT) and FOTTFSOF... (same reason).

And the posters who write over-formal letters/responses to solve the op's problem.

I hate that stupid biscuit, so twee and pissy and annoying

Molly three biscuits? THREE!?
Are you one of those weirdos that shares these 'share bags' of chocolate because nobody eats just three