To start an uprising to get rid of that frickin MN biscuit

[washinggotdarkedon]

It's not funny or clever or ironic, it's lazy and annoying.

If you are with me please post a in solidarity.

I haven't seen 'wow, just wow' for ages.

I hate that too.

I hate "You sound like hard work".

I hate "And you thought you'd ask people on the internet about it?"

It's one thing if the OP's leg is hanging off and she's wondering whether she should go to A&E, but if she's just got something she wants to discuss it seems very spiteful.

I REALLY hate those idiots who go onto the web chat and ask what their favourite biscuit is. I am embarrassed for them and ashamed of them. Some poor sod has agreed to come on here and talk about something that matters to them and a bunch of women ask the most stupid and irrelevant question. It wasn't funny in the original situation with Gordon Brown - why the fuck ask that question of a prime minister? Who cares what he eats?

"Welcome to Mumsnet, OP."...

when the poster has already announced in a name change in the OP.

At all other times, it's fine.

YABU about

is the single greatest emoticon ever invented.

The one I think is completely redundant is the

It's a bit patronising imho

What is spider willy...? (...sorry!)
Someone once posted about leaving their washing hanging on the line over night and their mum or someone warning them that you shouldn't do it because of some superstitious thing about the dangers of the washing being "darked on." Lots of people found it funny (including me.) There are now regular threads about washing being darked on and there is a standing joke which is mentioned every single time with much hilarity about spiders rubbing their willies on the washing if you leave it out overnight. Must admit i never found it funny the first time, let alone the tenth time. I feel a bit mean now though.

Maybe I'm stupid but what is the difference between and ? I always wonder if I'm getting it right!

Oh, is patronising, puppy? Isn't it just happy?

Turn the biscuit into a frisbee and fling it into the far distance :)

- you brainless, mindless twat

- not completely sure about that

Sod the biscuit please get rid of

"are you on glue?"

and

"did you mean to be so rude?"

Crappiest efforts at a clever retort ever..

Oh and what @BlackStars said.

"Did you mean tonne so rude?"

"Yes and I'm going to be ruder."

You can't be a proper MNetter if you hate

I like the and .

Who's the snide cow?! I'm nosy and a little paranoid

The I think is always faux-confusion

In my case it's always real confusion/bafflement, and my face looks exactly like that when I'm posting it too

Oh I love the because I actually make a face like that reading some of the threads.

I don't mind the biscuit although it does look like a flower to me...

I'm new here and think the biscuit is shit. It's a patronising, passive aggressive, crappy little in joke that is neither funny or clever. It doesn't even look like a bloody biscuit.

I actually thought it was a flower when I first joined a few years ago blunt until somebody put 'here have my first biscuit' next to it. Upon zooming it became quite clear that it's a Jammy dodger type of biscuit!

Oh and incidentally I now also hate it when posters use it and say 'have my first biscuit' - it was funny the first time but now it's just tired and old.

I would love a proper puke face. I would use it far more than envy face. It's mostly used as a puke face anyway then somebody always has to point out that they are using it as such and not as an envy face. It's a confusing one for sure.

shaking with anger

Can't think of any point in my life where I've been to the point of shaking with anger, least of all from reading something on a forum.

Am i the only one who thought it was a nipple for AGES!!

I luff . My face looks like that all the time in real life anyway.