braun advert being in between waxes really puts life on hold'

[Badweekjustgotworse]

Only if you believe all the shite rammed down our throats by advertisements...

Seriously, life isn't on hold because I have slight regrowth, piss off Braun.

Aibu to look after the kids, work and probably be outside in broad daylight without being perfectly epilated tomorrow?

Absolutely not 😲 You should immediately find a cave to dwell in far from civilisation until the stubble has been banished.
The very thought of it!

I might sit in said cave and plait my pubes for entertainment

Or macrame

If that ad is true, my life has been "on hold" for about fifteen of the past twenty years. Just standing paralysed, rendered catatonic by my own leg hairs.

What a load of bollocks. Even DH laughed at this one.

domestic my sympathies rendered catatonic by leg hairs... maybe you should see the gp? Or call 101?

Sending high intensity light pulses across the Ethernet to weaken those pesky follicles

Totally. Like when I can't go rollerblading in my white jeans because of my period.
Bell ends.

Oh jeebus, unwaxed and menstruating?? Faints

Just hope your magic poo desmeller spray doesnt run out...end of civilisation!

Life clearly incompatible with being a female mammal.

It made me want to hurl at the telly. I've never heard such bollocks in my life.

I have literally not shaved my legs or done any kind of muffery since around February (remember because we went out for DH birthday).

I've managed to go to work and everything.

I'll send up smoke signals from the bat(ty) cave for all those unshaven.

Rules to agree to before admission

1. No hirsute shaming
2. No fucking scented sanitary products to cross the threshold

Feel free to add to the list, all rules considered

moany well done.

Down with the muffery

I heard an ad yesterday suggesting that all women need individually sized sanitary pads. Grrr.

Scented sanitary product!!!! What the......

Like I want perfume on my sensitive bits.

Cave life for me.

I heard an ad yesterday suggesting that all women need individually sized sanitary pads. Grrr

Why the 'grr' over that

Or when you have an unexpected gentleman caller and you haven't sprayed your roots coming through.

The shame.

allabit I think you've just levelled up, leg hair roots??? Not that IS hard core

Thanks badweek!

I'm newly pregnant too so there'll be a further 8 months of untouched growth by Feb.

Luck midwives

I have a 4 day leg hair regrowth. I can't move. I am paralysed by my stubble.

You mean not everyone sprays their leg hair?!

Putting knickers on is getting impossible.
I keep shredding them on my horrific stubble.

The one for the "intimate shaver " where two girls have a pillow fight and then one holds a shaver in the general vicinity of her hoof because god forbid they even suggest a woman has hair- that one gets on my last tit m I get completely irrational.

Or those ones for incontinence knickers , whee the woman is saying " I sneeze, I piss myself, but you can't tell!". Surely we should be recommending a doctor? Why do women have to suffer with incontinence? Where are the men's ads for incontinence pants. I know the exist , I see them in the shop but yet no ad with a man in the pub coughing sharply and then looking coyly at his friends saying "oops!"?

It's just one more thing made up to sell expensive pads. It made it sound like made to measure.

I'm every advertisers nightmare. Can't be arsed shaving unless the hair that pokes out from under my jeans starts to curl up round the hem and only use a mooncup so ta fuck with pads scented or not.

Allabit, you need to stop buying those delicate lacy numbers and start investing in some 'proper' knickers. And all those no VPL waifery ones are bollocks, if you buy proper knickers the knocker line matches the waistband on your utility trousers and cups under your butt cheek anyway