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To spoil Katie Hopkins holiday by giving her a piece of my mind

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S0ph1a · 02/07/2017 19:34

I'm on a family holiday in a Mediterranean resort and guess who else is staying here?

I'm sorely tempted to go up and tell her what a horrible, hate filled, divisive person she is and that most educated and intelligent people in the country despise what she stands for.

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BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 02/07/2017 19:58

If you say anything say something like "I'm sure I recognise you, do you work in the hairdressers/Greggs/pub that I go to?"

originalbiglymavis · 02/07/2017 19:59

Is she reading this now? Can you see her phone screen?

ForalltheSaints · 02/07/2017 19:59

I feel sorry for the hotel or resort as it will not be of help to them in getting extra business.

I agree with those who say to ignore her and not speak to her.

However, maybe point out to the hotel manager that there is a risk of someone causing her harm. Let them know how hated she is. So perhaps she should have to eat somewhere separately with her family or be asked to leave, for her own protection of course.

LittleLionMansMummy · 02/07/2017 19:59

Are you by a pool? I'd take great delight in bombing her, or tripping 'accidentally' and tipping tobasco over her swimwear.

MikeUniformMike · 02/07/2017 20:00

I hadn't read page 2 when I posted. I was trying to remember Vanessa Feltz name. Duh.
Can you photograph her looking crap on the beach or something and get the Daily Mail to buy it off you?

IntheBESTpossibleTASTE · 02/07/2017 20:00

I would be more interested in enjoying my holiday and wouldn't give her time of day - even to acknowledge who she is - I don't care about her enough to cross the road

And aside, she will likely have her kids with her, who will have to witness someone having a pop at their mum, which is uncool

PratStick · 02/07/2017 20:01

Combination of mine and MrsPratchett's ideas would work nicely

S0ph1a · 02/07/2017 20:01

PM me your address, I think I have some polonium-210 in the cupboard

Damn. I didn't bring my umbrella.

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ethelfleda · 02/07/2017 20:02

Just throw something at her... A shoe or a drink or a lasagne or something.

originalbiglymavis · 02/07/2017 20:03

Ice cream and pretend it's cold seagull poo.

MrsTerryPratchett · 02/07/2017 20:04

A PratStick/Pratchett mash-up, if you will. Grin

LouHotel · 02/07/2017 20:04

Throw her towel in the pool!

Want2bSupermum · 02/07/2017 20:04

Oh I would be having so much fun. Id pay the housekeeping staff to remove all English language paperwork and TV channels. I'd sign her room up for wake up calls at ungodly hours in the morning.

If I saw her by the pool I'd pay for a tattooed fat man to rub her back with sun cream!

WindyWednesday · 02/07/2017 20:05

If that was me I would probably ignore or look and smirk.

However it would be fun to try to pal up with her and pretend you don't know her and wind her up.

PamBagnallsGotACollage · 02/07/2017 20:06

Get talking to her and then ask her name and what she does for a living? Then act totally surprised and clueless when she tells you. Totally pretend you don't even know she's famous.

squishysquirmy · 02/07/2017 20:07

If you have to acknowledge her at all, pretend to mistake her for someone else.
"I am so sorry to bother you on holiday, but I think I recognise you! Aren't you Christine Hamilton?" etc.

AlletrixLeStrange · 02/07/2017 20:07

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Orlantina · 02/07/2017 20:09

Actually, I think it would be fascinating to get to know her. Without her knowing that you know a LOT about her. Then just bring up stuff about your life that she would hate. Or agree with.

You could either get her to be totally right wing with you and see how far she agrees with you.


Just mention your Muslim neighbours, how you breastfed in public, how your sister has ginger hair, that MN is a great place....

Eggandchipsfortea93 · 02/07/2017 20:09

Ask her if she is doing another one of those documentaries where she puts on a lot weight?
This ^ Grin!

theaveragewife · 02/07/2017 20:09

I know you don't swear, but if there's a time to start it's now!

I would just whisper 'cunt' as she walked past so no one else could hear, and so she had to question whether that's what she'd heard. Might be a bit threatening....ah well.

MyOtherNameIsTaken · 02/07/2017 20:10

Ignore her is the best. She's probably hoping to be accosted by a Brit to give her ammo (does she still have a newspaper column?) for her tweets.

Be the better person and pretend she's not there. Grin

MusicForTheJiltedGeneration · 02/07/2017 20:10

Can you photograph her looking crap on the beach or something

Is it actually possible to take a photo of the bitter old harridan looking anything other than crap?

titsbumfannythelot · 02/07/2017 20:10

Bet she's having a cheeky peek at MN right now.

She's probably gearing up for some rimming in the near future.

orenisthenewblack · 02/07/2017 20:10

Another one daring you to say " I recognise you from somewhere..... oh I now, you're on the till in Birkenhead Lidl "

lobsterface · 02/07/2017 20:11

You'll just become as bad as she is

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