To spoil Katie Hopkins holiday by giving her a piece of my mind

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I'm on a family holiday in a Mediterranean resort and guess who else is staying here?

I'm sorely tempted to go up and tell her what a horrible, hate filled, divisive person she is and that most educated and intelligent people in the country despise what she stands for.

No that would just be weird and she'd love it anyway. Also totally unfair on her kids if they're with her.
Just enjoy your holiday.

What Tinsel said

Bad publicity is better than no publicity. Think she'll be delighted you recognised her in the first place!

Are you always so confrontational?

No, it's rude. Not liking her isn't a good enough reason to hassle a person when they are on holiday (presumably with their children) and not doing anything to you.

No.

Don't do that.

Go up to her and say, "Omg, I love you, can I get you autograph? "Can you write to Sophia, Love Vanessa Feltz for me?" I love you on the Breakfast show"

She hates fat people. It will kill her.

Yes she's with her DD. And no, of course I wouldn't say anything in front of her child . Nor would I be agressive or swear because I am a naice polite MNer.

If it's any consolation, all the other ( British ) guests know who she is and everyone is pointedly ignoring her.

I'm enjoying your suggestions about red wine and laxatives though. I had the same thought about a large slice of chocolate gateaux at the buffet.

You could easily put on pounds here but I have to be honest and admit that she's about a size 10-12. I mean RL sizing, not daily fail sizing .

Also,you could end up getting a telling off from the hotel staff for harassing another guest.

Better to get a very unflattering picture of her and sell it to the press if you can 😬

Ignoring her & not giving a shiny shit who she is will irritate her way more.
Acknowledging her in any way will give her validation.

She has a cruel, woman hating schtick

So you could stare at her breasts or bum for a second too long and then gently smirk

Id let her know i was ignoring her walk away if she comes near by tut and tsk everytime you see her but do not acknowledge her

Go up to her and say "Ooh you're that Esther Rantzen* off the telly aren't you."

• substitute another name if you like.

Accidentally trip over her whilst holding a glass of red

Greet her brightly at the buffet every day with, "As-Salaam-Alaikum". Should freak her out nicely.

Completely off topic, but what is Daily Fail sizing?

(she's about a size 10-12. I mean RL sizing, not daily fail sizing)

Well she's never done anything to me, because I'm not a refugee / asylum seeker/ immigrant / fat person / Muslim/ parent of a child called London/ lone parent / teenage mum.

But that doesn't mean I don't despise her hate filled, racist rants and the dissent that she sows in our society.

And she makes life harder for many people by encouraging others to marginalise them. So I don't feel a particular obligation to allow her to enjoy her holiday - not a right she extends to others.

I'm now sorely tempted by the Vanessa Feltz idea.

Poor you. She'd put me off my breakfast. I saw her sauntering along Portobello looking smug. I only looked at her twice (I never recognise anyone) because she has very odd and rather unpleasant eyes. Like a goat.

I'd be worried that she was a scribbling notes in her green crayon about pale, wobbly-bottomed Brits abroad for her 'writings'.

Good one MrsTerryPratchett

Throw a drink over her on my behalf.

I can't imagine it would have much impact on her if you did, if that's any comfort, she must be used to people giving her a piece of their mind.

Pratstick has the best idea.

Contact the Wright Stuff so they can debate term-time holidays or is it ok not to holiday with all your kids each time?