...to ask what the hell this is? (picture)

[killitwithfiiiiire]

This is worming its way across my living room. It moves a bit like a caterpillar but it's a maggotty colour. Tell me it's not a maggot? Bleeurgh.

It's not a moth grub, I had carpet moths, I know what those fuckers look like.

It's a maggot. It is nothing else.