Oh fuckity fuck look what I did to the cake!

[Smellbellina]

It's supposed to be chocolate cake with chocolate ganache, the cake is barely an inch thick and the ganache is everywhere but there is increasingly less of it on the cake!
Can I style is out by chucking strawberries and cream on top? Pretend a ganache plate is a 'thing'?
This is why I swore never to inflict another homemade birthday cake upon the DC.
It looks like a cow's turd

Or go finch bakery style and do cake jars

Can you make it in to a "Mole Hill" cake, i am in Germany, they are very popular here.

foodal.com/recipes/german-recipes/this-german-mole-cake-will-have-you-digging-for-more/

Booze is your friend.

Whatever you have bought for the party already, go out and double that. Serve liberally.

Haha no they definitely make them Singa Dsis has this amazing ability to just make everything look sooo pretty.

That mole cake looks right up my street monkey I need to have a go at making that

Looks fine to me and your dd is right its the taste that counts

Flying saucer cake - out of this world

Cut it in half, so two semi circles.Sandwich together using the ganache, stand on a plate flat side down, cover with more ganache or icing. Smarties or m&ms, stripes in the colours and have a rainbow cake.this

That is genius!

I have been known to freeze a collapsing cake so that it can be transferred and tidied up without adding to the chaos. Whipped cream can then cover a multitude of cakey-sins.

I'd make it into a trifle personally...

However to try and save it, I'd put frosting on it and then make it a sweetie empire.