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To want the thread police..

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SmileEachDay · 24/06/2017 16:43

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

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NavyandWhite · 24/06/2017 21:21

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Sparklingbrook · 24/06/2017 21:22

When I read threads on MN I very often think 'gosh' or 'well I never'. Grin

SmileEachDay · 24/06/2017 21:22

Who is this man at a Glastonbury?

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KatieScarlett · 24/06/2017 21:22

You blasphemous heathen Raspberry
Tah Dah

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 24/06/2017 21:23

Ooh good idea Smile. Tall, dark and very very handsome bed police man coming right up.

SmileEachDay · 24/06/2017 21:23

He could've made an effort with his outfit. That's a track suit.

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 24/06/2017 21:23

Lovehoney give you points and you can save them for free stuff. Where is Clopy ?
Just gonna throw the Devil's Dumplings in for the Bladder fans.

wildbhoysmama · 24/06/2017 21:24

Katie you speak my language with 'sucks baws' , it appeals to the pure Glaswegian in me.
Sorry about exclamation marks, Raspberry. I'll chastise myself if I feel.the need again.
Didn't even imagine I might offend the religious lot with Jesus, thanks

Highalert · 24/06/2017 21:24

Haha The Fedz are on Glastonbury. How apt.

The Thread Fedz.

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 24/06/2017 21:24

Is 'the father, the son and the holy goat' from Blackadder? My brother always quotes that saying it is.

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 24/06/2017 21:25

Yer maw sucks baws and yer da sells Avon. Grin

KatieScarlett · 24/06/2017 21:26

Who's Queen?

Lweji · 24/06/2017 21:26

Didn't even imagine I might offend the religious lot with Jesus, thanks

There's a recent funny thread about it. Somewhere. Something about children and OMG.

wildbhoysmama · 24/06/2017 21:26

I'm all for crikey ( said in head exactly like Crocodile Dundee) and golly gosh

justdontevenfuckingstart · 24/06/2017 21:26

No Madam that's 4 weddings I think. Still Rowan tho.

Lweji · 24/06/2017 21:27

Is 'the father, the son and the holy goat' from Blackadder? My brother always quotes that saying it is.

Just Rowan Atkinson. 4WAAF

Highalert · 24/06/2017 21:27

The OMG thread was a zombie,

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 24/06/2017 21:27

There is someone here who says, something like Jesus, Jospeh and Mary in a side car or something and it is a very funny expletive. I usually just declare "Jesus Christ" or Holy Mother of god but now that I write it out it is fairly heathenous. Blush

Lweji · 24/06/2017 21:29

The OMG thread was a zombie

Oh, yes. Major thread police fail.

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 24/06/2017 21:29

I once had a colleague who would express their surprise with exclamations of "good golly gosh!"

Love Rowan Atkinson.

KatieScarlett · 24/06/2017 21:29

I know someone with the Da sells Avon tattoo. Poor love got shitfaced on holiday and came home with it. Think I laughed for a month.

Sparklingbrook · 24/06/2017 21:30

I like Rowan Atkinson (but not Mr Bean) but Rik Mayall is better.

wildbhoysmama · 24/06/2017 21:30

Jesus, Mary and Joseph was a favourite of my late and wonderful mammy. Have never heard ' yet ma sucks bass and yet da sucks Avon ' but it is fucking brilliant.

Highalert · 24/06/2017 21:30

Grin Lweji. I thought that as soon as I pressed post.

SmileEachDay · 24/06/2017 21:31

I'm in love with Rik Mayall.

Well, I was Sad

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