To want the thread police..

[SmileEachDay]

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

Petri dish sex thread gone boo hoo.

She must have her sloggis on. No VPL.

Oh yes, Lweji is too right.

Commando I reckon High

I think her backing dancers must all be very beautiful hence every outfit having no face showing.

Didn't she split her pants the other day on stage? Commando a bit risky.

Watching bastards NZ play football as if they're playing rugby. (we still won 4-0)

("we" is Portugal, btw)

I quite like these orange ones. They remind me of the Snuffaluffagus.

I love Sloggis. So comfortable and the added bonus of no VPL. I adore my black satin two-set but some days are just Sloggi days.

We should police MNHQ

"We agree it wasn't really in the spirit of Mumsnet, and it wasn't exactly going well."

It was going great. Lies! Sad. Fake message.

Ah, yes, MNHQ it was fucking fantastic .leave ittttttttt.

Oh no!! Get her out!!!

Shucks madam, ta. Not first post, first comments on a post. I thought I was being hysterical , some agreed, but the thread police waded in!
Tres useful service, Rasp. Can u educate me further and, pray tell, what Taat is?

Bet security are having heart failure.

What happened?

it wasn't exactly going well

Surely that's very much a matter of one's aims/intentions & perspective &/or perception, MNHQ...? Bwahahaha...

Lweji

Let's set up a thread policing team to challenge MNHQ. We'll be double agents.

High

KP crowd surfing

Assuming we are talking about Glastonbury KP leapt into the crowd for some crowd surfing and sort of disappeared. They got her out in the end.

Tres useful service, Rasp. Can u educate me further and, pray tell, what Taat is?

I think the burly security guy was channeling Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard.

Oh dear. This isn't going to end well.

I'm feeling v left out. DH is now watching Fast & Furious 5479 on E4. The joys.

Am I seriously not allowed to use text speak?!!!! How do I know if I have a caution?!!! Jesus, is George Orwell's ghost part of MNHQ? Do they not know language is a moving, changing chameleon of an animal and if we know how to write well why not have text speak for brevity and speed? Pah!

There you go Madam