AIBU that I handled the toddler and my toy situation amazingly

[Lonelymummyof1]

More of a how the fudge do I out of this one !

Last night whilst my partner and his friend were in the living room.
I left my DD age 3 in the bedroom whilst sorting her pyjamas out.
I returned to 3 year old with a glittery vibrator on against her cheek saying woooow its sparkly and feels funny !

I asked for it back and she legged it in to the living room shouting mine mine mummy's toy !
Ended up having a tug of war match with a 3 yr old and a vibrator which ended with me bribing her that I will buy her, her own sparkly funny feeling toy her reply

A bigger one !!!

Now she has not forgotten and insists om going to smyths to buy one how do I get out of this 😂😂😂

I have no advice I'm sorry. I'm too busy crying with laughter

Oh, this is the best thread of today. Hands DOWN. You can get glittery vibrating balls (sniggers) - try googling sensory toys.

And excellent taste in vibrators. Post a link!

I have no idea but thank you for posting!

I in all my life did not know what to say 😂😂
I just wanted the floor to swallow me.
She has spent half the morning looking for mummy's toy why oh why do I have glittery light up one !

I'm literally no help right now because I'm laughing so hard after reading that! Definitely need a pic of the toy....

I will take a pic as soon as out of the eyes of the 3 year old or she will probably be taking it play group as some sort of show and tell 😂

There must be a glittery light up wand toy around surely? Maybe that would work

What about a light up wand - the type that spins around (so sort of vibrates?)
like this?

Brazen it out, take her to smyths and be surprised the shop doesn't have them. Hopefully she won't be too vocal about what she's looking for...