About women who can piss like a race horse?

[Nakedavenger74]

I am not obsessed with weeing nor do I regularly take interest in other's toileting but I was set thinking today while I washed my hands in work toilets.

When I wee I can only describe it as a tinkle, a light 'hiss' if you like. It comes out in a orderly flow at a leisurely speed. Enough to have a sit and a ponder about life's many quandaries without getting too deep. Now, I have just gone for a wee and I timed it for the purposes of this thread and it took 1minute and 10.51 seconds. Yes I know it's odd to time a wee.

Back to hand washing in work toilets. I exited the cubicle and a woman came in and she had finished her wee and was out of the cubicle in the time it took me to wash and dry my hands... and I am not thorough.

Astonishing. But the main thing was the sheer power and force of the wee. It was like when you see a racehorse piss. Very noisy and all over in 10 seconds.

I can't fathom this. What's going on in the difference between wees? Most people seem to tinkle but them I'm astonished when a racehorse wee'er appears. I think I'm envious.

You take over a minute to wee?!?

I'm well practiced in the art of speedy pissing because I have a 15 month old - i take her to the toilet at home with me but I still have to be quick before she starts grabbing everything she can and making a mess

My sister is a race horse. She can be heard weeing at the other end of the house. I tinkle like a princess. I think some like to relax and let it flow, others push?

Is that one minute the whole process including washing hands etc or is that the wee alone becaus that sounds like a long time. I must time my next visit but I am definitely in and out in less gam a minute and I'm not a loud or forceful weer.

If I'm in public I'll tinkle but if I'm at home I just let it out like a racehorse

It's 70 seconds from sitting on the loo and wee happening and wee stopping. Bloody ages.

Disclosure: I'm in NZ and I've had a large Pinot Gris and large gin before dinner so the length of wee might have been excesssive.

Thing is even I force it it can never be racehorse potential. I can hear the bloody frothing of the water like a waterfall from stallion weers

I can't imagine peeing continuously for more than a minute! Flow will be faster or slower according to how badly I need to go, but either way only about 20 secs worth!

I've noticed recently that if I go to the toilet straight after I wake up it often seems to come out a lot slower, like my bladder hasn't quite woken up yet. Normally it's pretty quick.

I'm sure I read somewhere recently that the average time for a wee is 21 seconds. But I have no idea why/where I would have read it. I remember because it made me think of '21 seconds to go'

This is hilarious op. Years of practice have led me to be a silent tinkler. But I have heard violent wee weeers and been a bit shocked. I don't make eye contact with them.

Ugh

I'm astounded you take over a minute!

Wierd thread.

I take about 20-30 seconds on average, I guess. I can either pee like a racehorse, or tinkle like a princess, depending on the circumstances and how much I've had to drink

I had a wee that lasted 2m 8s once, in the services on the M54 at Telford. It had been building up. It wasn't a tinkle though, more racehorse in style. I swear there was 3 litres.

How old are you? meno affects the bladder as well as other things...

I'm beyond impressed at any capacity to piss for over a minute.

I'm a racehorse, expect at night
I also have a bladder that takes a bit of time to wake up and get going

But in long queue/public toilet situations, I can be in and out of there in a flash
I feel it is my civic duty

I'm going to time my next wee. I pride myself on speed - it's been commented on before although I'm semi convinced people think I don't wash my hands so have thought about just sitting for a bit longer before

If you should get the chance, see the pantomime that goes on in the gents;!!

You sound like me OP. I am fascinated and slightly repulsed by racehorses!

I was chuckling to myself at work yesterday about public loo etiquette. The woman in the next door cubicle totally let rip and then there were squeaking and straining noises! I had to then dash out of the loo as fast as possible rather than face the culprit. But then I thought wouldn't it be great if I had said over the cubicle 'bet that feels better!'

If I've been drinking beer, I piss like a racehorse. If I've been drinking tea, I tinkle like a laydee.

How big must your bladder be to wee for over a minute strong? I dunno, i think my wees last 10 seconds maybe 20 if i have drunk a lot. In the loo, wee, wash hands and out within 2-3 minutes easily i reckon.

I'm of the racehorse variety. Now I know why I am always hanging around waiting for people to get out the bloody loo.

Don't worry about it for now, when it gets to the stage that you think you're finished and stand up and realise you are indeed not finished,then it's time to worry (I need to make an appointment with the doc really)

Ha ha, I totally agree! When I am in the office it is a large open plan office in a building of 100s. I always, always knew when was having a wee even when I was in another cubicle because the door would open and then what sounded like a bucket being emptied down the toilet then out would come every single time.

Me, I would go in and do a quiet slow tinkle and then come out.

Oh and * never cared if she did a big smelly poo either with a loud plop.

She was a lovely woman though despite this.