About women who can piss like a race horse?

[Nakedavenger74]

I am not obsessed with weeing nor do I regularly take interest in other's toileting but I was set thinking today while I washed my hands in work toilets.

When I wee I can only describe it as a tinkle, a light 'hiss' if you like. It comes out in a orderly flow at a leisurely speed. Enough to have a sit and a ponder about life's many quandaries without getting too deep. Now, I have just gone for a wee and I timed it for the purposes of this thread and it took 1minute and 10.51 seconds. Yes I know it's odd to time a wee.

Back to hand washing in work toilets. I exited the cubicle and a woman came in and she had finished her wee and was out of the cubicle in the time it took me to wash and dry my hands... and I am not thorough.

Astonishing. But the main thing was the sheer power and force of the wee. It was like when you see a racehorse piss. Very noisy and all over in 10 seconds.

I can't fathom this. What's going on in the difference between wees? Most people seem to tinkle but them I'm astonished when a racehorse wee'er appears. I think I'm envious.

It's the hoverers. Stand over the loo and piss from a height is much louder than sitting down.

Also you don't completely empty your bladder if you stand so it will be quicker...

You know that wee that Austin Powers does when he's woken up from suspended animation? The one that keeps on coming?

That's me, first thing in the morning.

So envious of all you quick wee-ers. I have constant am-I-finished-no-I-am-not. It's worse if I know I won't be able to pee for a while - before I go to bed I can spend up to an hour on the loo, desperately trying to be empty (but there is always a bit more). Been like this as long as I can remember...

I have noticed a difference in my 'weeing speed' (lol). Not sure whether it's age (though I'm 'only' 34) or having children. I do miss it sometimes haha.

I'm going to time my next wee.

I'll be back ...

Ok I've timed mine throughout the day and all coming in around the 8 second mark. Weirdly some felt much bigger than others but none particularly loud, I think that must be down to aim though?

I was most impressed when on a run with a friend, she said she needed a wee, so runs into some trees and then runs out again 3 seconds later. I was I swear she didn't have enough time to pull her knickers down and squat enforcement she was back out. Still have no idea to this day how she did it.

I just sit and let my wee come out at its own pace. I was slightly amazed to discover my friend the racehorse pisser sits then pushes her wee out. It has literally never crossed my mind to make it come out any faster than is natural

I'm going to time my next wee.

I'll be back ...

So far we're looking at 82 minutes Tizzy

Maybe she's fallen down the hole!

Tizzy, have you fallen down the hole? Can you swim? Should we throw down a rope?!

I occasionally racehorse pee when I've drank a lot of water, I've not been able to get to a loo for a while and only when the loo is empty (don't like to push it out for fear of farting - oh the joys of aging!)