About women who can piss like a race horse?

[Nakedavenger74]

I am not obsessed with weeing nor do I regularly take interest in other's toileting but I was set thinking today while I washed my hands in work toilets.

When I wee I can only describe it as a tinkle, a light 'hiss' if you like. It comes out in a orderly flow at a leisurely speed. Enough to have a sit and a ponder about life's many quandaries without getting too deep. Now, I have just gone for a wee and I timed it for the purposes of this thread and it took 1minute and 10.51 seconds. Yes I know it's odd to time a wee.

Back to hand washing in work toilets. I exited the cubicle and a woman came in and she had finished her wee and was out of the cubicle in the time it took me to wash and dry my hands... and I am not thorough.

Astonishing. But the main thing was the sheer power and force of the wee. It was like when you see a racehorse piss. Very noisy and all over in 10 seconds.

I can't fathom this. What's going on in the difference between wees? Most people seem to tinkle but them I'm astonished when a racehorse wee'er appears. I think I'm envious.

I don't think tinkly peeing is lady-like or princess like...it is just repressed behaviour

Let it all out!

Women piss, fart and shit just like men, you know

I like to think that what some people call a racehorse, others consider merely being time efficient. If I can literally dump all my wee like an upturned bucket that gives me more time for other activities

I'm a quick wee-er but it doesn't come out forcefully 🤔 I drink a lot of water and go to the loo frequently though.

I was doing one of these Quick Quiet Wees ingje work loos this morning. The woman in the next cubicle was doing not just a racehorse piss but a giant shit complete with much huffing and groaning. I just barely restrained myself from bursting into applause

I know exactly what you mean. Not just the force but also the quantity. I had assumed it was an age thing.

Holy moly that would be an incredibly slow wee for me. Dh jokes I am a race horse. 15/20 secs max!

I have never timed myself but I am pretty quick. I hate the fact there is almost always a long queue for the ladies loo mainly because they all seem to take so bloody long.

How long does it take to unzip your jeans, pull them down, wee and then pull them back up? Some women seem to take about 10 minutes

OP you must have bladder weakness! hence the slow tinkle. Those of us who have sturdy bladders, can keep more wee in and for much lnger. When we do go, it's the combined force of the last 10 wees you have done. That explains, the power and speed of the wee.

I usually do teaspoonfuls, but nothing is more satisfying than a full on race horse piss 😀

@gherkinsnatch.

Just timed my latest one. 25.35 seconds. Improvement but minimal fluid.

I long for an upturned bucket.

I think I'm a racehorse. Probably about 15-20 seconds. Let it go, let it goooooo.....
DH takes forever having a piss.

It might be an age thing, it's probably a pelvic floor thing too. My racehorse abilities were vastly improved after giving birth, though thanks to kegels I can tinkle like a fairy if I'm in the mood for that (i.e. if DS is in the loo with me and I don't want him announcing my noisy wee to everyone else who didn't already hear it).

Recently this was confirmed by DN giving me this face hmm and confidently proclaiming "there is NO WAY you washed your hands Auntie Smarties. You didn't have time." While aggressively performance washing her own hands at me as if to call bullshit on my filthy habits.

The correct answer to that is to point out that you are able to wee & wipe without getting piss on your hands!

In the spirit of scientific research, I just timed my last wee - 26.6 seconds. Not including taking down shorts etc.

I would say it was towards the gushing end of the middle.

I swear if I now have another thing I obsess over, I'm blaming this thread...just saying...

14.8

Pretty normal for me but I've been trying to drink more water recently and the other day managed a pee that would have been enough to fill a bucket. Strength of a racehorse, length of a nakedavenger.

I too am relieved to find out what it is other women are doing in there. Always assumed some secret girl faffing that no-one had let me in on.

19.86 from sitting on the loo to wee stopping (I did wait for post-big-wee-last-squirt)

My gaeno told me that women with stronger pelvic floors tend to wee noisier (it's something I had to check as I wee really loudly).

Did anyone else looking at the title get a mental image of a naked woman gaily pissing into the wind running at 35 miles an hour in a field? Just me? Oh dear.

I always assumed horse pissers were hovering above the seat. Longer wee fall hence more noise.

Cheese

Racehorses (and all horses) piss by shuffling their back legs apart and then slightly arching their backs
Boy horses release their enormous retractable horse cocks also

My gaeno told me that women with stronger pelvic floors tend to wee noisier (it's something I had to check as I wee really loudly).

That's what I tell myself too

gleam Me too. I assumed it was due to most women hovering as high as they can get over a public toilet seat, and the effect of gushing from a height that created the big splashes.

Nobody sits on a seat surely?

I don't think I've ever peed for longer than 15 seconds (except for when I've had bladder infections and had that annoying 'I'm done...oh wait no I'm not' thing endlessly going on) and I drink about 4 litres of water each day. Also definitely not trying to be fast or 'pushing', that's just how long it takes

I guess this is part of the reason why the queues for women's toilets are so long.

Thanks to this post I have timed myself twice today. Came in at just over 20 sec

I'm of the racehorse variety. Now I know why I am always hanging around waiting for people to get out the bloody loo. Exactly. I can't be doing with those Victorians ladies whose pee evaporates gently into the ether. And the time they take to rearrange their corsets and crinolines. Just get on with it.

Right. Yesterday's 70 second marathon seems to be down to the drink. Morning wee was 21.3 seconds.

Nevertheless it was still and is always a light tinkle. No matter how much I errrr, pushed I could not make a noise louder than 'babbling brook'

I am extremely pleased that I have got you dear folk timing widdles in the interest of research though!