To ask for your tales of major revengeful acts (hypothetical/heresay tales)

[Maman79]

Every thread should have a sister thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2951352-To-ask-for-your-tales-of-minor-revengeful-acts-lighthearted?messages=100&pg=2

Not place marking at all, oh no, definitely not

May I just state that all the tales to be told here are fictional

Unless Lorena Bobbitt comes on to tell her story

Oops how did I end up in here....

In Titus Andronichus, the power-hungry evil Tamora ends up eating her own sons in a pie, as revenge for the brutal rape of Titus's daughter Lavinia and the murder of his sons.

It's a great scene where she asks where her sons are and she keeps being told, 'they are here madam' as she's eating the pie before the penny drops.

Everyone ends up dead pretty much but it's a great revenge scene!

I still maintain my minor revenges were minor. I was talked down from some of the things I wanted to do..

Definitely worth a placemark

My own act of major revenge remains in the realms of fantasy, sadly, but is based on the incredibly filthy messages and dick pics which my ex (a primary school headteacher) used to send his his Filipina "penpal" actually in the school's time

I often pondered what the school governors would have thought had the contents been brought to their attention, but never actually did it ... maybe I should have done

Ooh. Just called in for a look.