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To want to know the most gross thing you've seen someone do.

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:24

I'll go first. I've seen my grandad drink out of date and lumpy milk, without a single gag or screwed up face. I was trying not to be sick.

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AfunaMbatata · 04/06/2017 22:27

A man in front of me on the bus decided to start squeezing a huge spot on his lower neck/back area , it burst and he wiped it on his tracksuit bottoms

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/06/2017 22:29

Urgh. Thats beyond disgusting. Not only the taste, but The lumpy cheesey texture going down the throat
I've seen many people spit on floor. Like serpants. It makes me want to throw up. I've never known anyone to be fined for it, though

Tiptoethr0ughthetulips · 04/06/2017 22:32

I've seen many a revolting thing in my career but all those aside, the thing that shook me to my core...an elderly Asian lady who liked the crust from the ketchup bottle in Nandos. It was a long time ago but it's literally put me off communal sauce bottles for life.

Tiptoethr0ughthetulips · 04/06/2017 22:33
  • licked ffs
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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:35

All of these are brilliant. The spot thing is nasty though, to just wipe it on your clothes is awful.

I hate spitting anyway so that would be both disgusting and would piss me off a bit.

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:36

aww I literally feel sick if I think about it.

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ineedamoreadultieradult · 04/06/2017 22:36

At a breakfast buffet in Last Vegas there was an old man. Must have been in his 80s bald and had had some sort of surgery to his head or had a head wound of some kind. He was prodding around at the wound which had stitches in and also looked to be glued. He prodded and prodded and eventually something must have given way and all this yellow liquid pus stuff started pouring out and down his neck. I don't know what happened after that because I made a swift exit.

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:38

indeed that is dirty.. I'm loving these lol

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/06/2017 22:39

No disrespect, Lasagna, but. I'll have to hide this thread. Before I throw up.
Grin.

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:40

None taken. Feeling a bit put off the takeaway I was going to order. Was this thread a good idea lol

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shouldnthavesaid · 04/06/2017 22:45

Have stopped a couple of people from eating their own faeces or vomit at work. Or smearing it everywhere and smelling hand... Worst I remember , a poor soul had smeared poo all down bed rails , face , hair , bed sheets, teeth , floor , where do you even start to clean up :(

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 04/06/2017 22:47

At work tonight someone pooped in their hand and then handed it to me.

Lovely!

Timmytoo · 04/06/2017 22:48

A girl at school had a glass eye and one day in the library she thought nobody was watching and she took it out and it had a type of mucous on it and she put the glass eye in her mouth, swished it around, wiped it in her too and put it back in her eye socket 😷 EnvyEnvy

Definitely Two Girls, One Cup, still makes me sick thinking about it.

A guy at school are a chocolate and afterwards spat a huge mucous ball of into a coke bottle and it was green and brown and went down the sides of the bottle and into some coke.

Picking your nose and eating the contents.

EnvyEnvyEnvyEnvy

Timmytoo · 04/06/2017 22:49

Wiped it on her top.** not too Blush

TroysMammy · 04/06/2017 22:50

Spectating at the bowling alley, I saw a man with his hands down his trousers scratching his arse. He then removed his hand and sniffed his fingers. It was about 25 years ago and I've never forgotten that disgusting public display.

kjvandtelt · 04/06/2017 22:51

Vote Tory.

iffikitty · 04/06/2017 22:58

Timmytoo 2 girls 1 cup, I was assured by someone on here that it's chocolate mousse, if it was the real thing, the gagging reflex would kick in.

I choose to believe it, for my own sanity, but I don't google anything I read about on here now. Lesson learnt.

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 23:00

Timmy I'm sat here with my face so screwed up I wouldn't even recognise myself. The eye thing is disgusting and I may step away from this until I've eaten.

King and Shouldnt where do you work?

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klippityklock · 04/06/2017 23:01

I was in Asda carpark one day waiting for a friend. Was sitting in the car with dd in the back... next thing this woman got out of another parked car. She started pulling down her trousers. She crouched down... I'm thinking is she really doing this?? Then she starts SHITTING!!! Casual as you like.
I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. I had my phone in my hand but was too dumbfounded to open up the camera to take a pic.
I will never forget that sight till the day I die. Never!
She must have been sick.. physically or mentally, because no one would do that unless they really had to. She was parked quite close to the shop doors so the toilets were literally a few hundred yards away.
I still gag when I think about that!

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Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 23:01

My partner has admitted to being able to sit through all of two girls one cup Blush Boak!

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Ankleswingers · 04/06/2017 23:07

This thread is making me heave. So glad I've had my DC and am no longer pregnant otherwise I would be sick. Envy

Mine is a woman at work who is a bit odd anyway picking and eating her psoriasis scabs... in full view of everyone.

Ewwww, just writing it has made me retch.

DieSchottin93 · 04/06/2017 23:07

Recently saw a man shitting in a park behind a shopping centre while my friend and I were relaxing on the grass after having lunch. This was about half one in the afternoon on a sunny day so there were lots of people put enjoying their lunch in the sun. He didn't even try to hide, he just went in between some trees where everyone could see him. We're in Germany just now so you have to pay to use the loos in shopping centres but surely if you're that desperate you can ask someone for fifty cents Hmm Confused

The worst bit was, after shitting in FULL VIEW of everyone he proceeded to get some toilet roll out of his jacket pocket and wipe himself. So clearly al fresco shitting isn't new to him Confused

KoolKoala07 · 04/06/2017 23:08

Urgh klippity I think that's probably gotta be one of the grossest things to witness! Envy not envy!

hippadoppaloppagorillapig · 04/06/2017 23:08

I saw a guy peeing up a tree in the middle of the day close to a bus stop. It was near a supermarket too, he could have used the loos there.

A man close behind me in a running race kept doing really loud burps right down my ear and didn't apologise. And his breath smelled.

klippityklock · 04/06/2017 23:09

Kool I really wish I could un-see it... totally gross

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