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To want to know the most gross thing you've seen someone do.

130 replies

Lasagnabreath · 04/06/2017 22:24

I'll go first. I've seen my grandad drink out of date and lumpy milk, without a single gag or screwed up face. I was trying not to be sick.

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Lasagnabreath · 05/06/2017 01:28

Omg these are great!

So many poopers and so very public Confused

I don't understand how the woman with the awful teeth is alive. How on earth did she eat anything through the (I'm assuming) pain.

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73kittycat73 · 05/06/2017 01:59

A woman eating a scotch pie in Asda cafe, she removed her false teeth and licked the debris out of the plate....i nearly threw up!

Fluffy I've posted on here before about my mum. When she's finished eating she takes out her false teeth and sucks them clean! Makes me heave!

ChesterFuckingDraws · 05/06/2017 02:11

Oh 2 more I forgot about!

A female who removed her tampon and started sniffing it then chewed on it 🤢😷

A female amputee who has poor personal care removed her prosthetic leg which resulted in the most hideous stench (likened to decomposition) then picked off a scab from where her prosthetic had rubbed and ran it along her mouth/licked all whilst chatting away. That was the closest I've come to actually vomiting when at work.

Tworingsandamicrowave · 05/06/2017 05:36

This thread should come with a warning or klaxon! If that comment has been posted, I apologise but I could not RTWT, it was making me retch!

You are a sick, sick bunch! 🤢😫😜

Lessthanaballpark · 05/06/2017 05:45

A guy pissing in broad daylight at a bus stop in Shepherds Bush.

I was only a little girl and I think it was the first time I'd seen a willy. I can remember thinking"oh they're much smaller than I expected!" Confused

MaidenMotherCrone · 05/06/2017 06:49

This! Just the most stomach churning thing ever. Only look if you are very brave.

Dandandandandandandan · 05/06/2017 06:56

Following the waffle stomping thread, I saw DC shit in the bath this weekend. That was vile.

At least she's only 1!

NormaSmuff · 05/06/2017 06:57

hides thread

CauliflowerSqueeze · 05/06/2017 06:58

beepbeep yes Shock

Rossigigi · 05/06/2017 07:09

I've had a full colostomy bag thrown at me in a tiny shower cubical....

CountessYgritte · 05/06/2017 07:14

Bloody hell. I love a bit of sporn but this is making me feel sick.
I'm out!ConfusedConfused

CaoNiMartacus · 05/06/2017 07:17

Surely the majority of these people are very ill. It feels kind of wrong to mock them Shock

thecatsarecrazy · 05/06/2017 07:25

I hate seeing little children with dried food or shot all over their faces. Surely you nearly always have wet wipes on you when they're tiny. Little boy on the bus once had huge green bogies and snot round his nose and his mum was joking about it. Envy

klippityklock · 05/06/2017 07:26

Damesiazepam I think I wanted to take a photo because I thought no one would believe me otherwise. You are right though, I'm so glad I didn't. The mental scar is enough!

HearTheThunderRoar · 05/06/2017 07:38

We have a bunch of car parks right outside my workplace which us employees lease, I was late leaving work once so everyone else had gone. People often drive through our car park as a shortcut between the two adjacent streets.

Got into my car and just as I was about to pull out, a car arrives and a man parks up, then proceeds to jump out of and urinates right in front me (and my DD). Gets back into car and drives off again, absolutely disgusting. There were only public loos a block up from us..

shrunkenhead · 05/06/2017 08:16

What sort of metal illness makes you do this??? Or offenders??? I can't even get my head around "dirty protests" e.g. that film with Michael Fassbender

tiba · 05/06/2017 10:17

I followed a lorry driver into the petrol station a few weeks ago.

He was a large chap, it was a very hot day.

He was wearing a vest and shorts.

Only problem was his shorts had a hole just where his bum was.

He wasn't wearing underwear and his vest wasn't long enough to reach the shorts.

The hole in his shorts looked like it had been caused from itching his arse crack.

All you could see was a sweaty red spotty arse crack.

I definitely wouldn't fancy sitting down anywhere he had sat

Lasagnabreath · 05/06/2017 10:59

Dandan my daughter was standing in the bath once and decided to shit, I looked at my partner who clearly wasn't going to react lol so I put my hand under her butt and caught the shit before it fell and tainted the water. I was so proud and also slightly disgusted lol

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Lasagnabreath · 05/06/2017 11:00

Tiba that is fucking nasty. 🤢

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shouldnthavesaid · 05/06/2017 11:20

I work with adults with brain injuries/neuro degenerative conditions and dementia.. unfortunately when you damage certain parts of the brain (frontal lobe especially in my experience) social norms etc go entirely out the window. Have seen some very odd stuff that isn't disgusting , just shocking - walking down a hospital corridor in the nuds, masturbating in front of visiting family , trying to swing from curtain rail .. It's very difficult.

I don't know what it is with poo that makes people want to smear it though. Haven't seen anyone do it with anything other than poo or vomit. It's very hard to clean it whilst staying clean yourself. First thing I learnt at work was not to shake hands with everyone..

shouldnthavesaid · 05/06/2017 11:23

I did see someone shit on the bus once. Trousers down at his ankles and he shat diarrhea all over a seat upstairs at the back. He lifted his trousers but must have carried on as when he got off bus (in mid city centre, very busy) it was all up his back and on his shoes. That was terrible, I remember feeling for the poor souls that would have to clean that up.

Dandandandandandandan · 05/06/2017 12:27

Lasagna - wish I had been so quick. Easy to wash a hand. Not so easy to want to sit in the bath again afterwards!

Louiselouie0890 · 05/06/2017 12:32

On the bus woman gets bail clippers out and starts clipping her toe nails

ThatWouldBeGreat · 05/06/2017 12:33

I often see grown men in their cars pick their noses and eat it...

Lasagnabreath · 05/06/2017 13:56

shouldnt that is heartbreaking 😔 My daughter has health issues, everything is pretty normal now. One of the worries was if she would have any brain damage from lack of oxygen (luckily she is ok and is just about a year behind) she has a smaller brain with a smaller skull than most but it broke my heart thinking she could have ended up like that. I wouldn't want to live if things became that bad for me.

Thank you for doing your job and helping these people.

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