To want to know the most gross thing you've seen someone do.

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I'll go first. I've seen my grandad drink out of date and lumpy milk, without a single gag or screwed up face. I was trying not to be sick.

A girl in a mini skirt at uni pissed into a pint glass (just stood there on the dance floor) then put it on the side. Bloke comes over, picks up what he thinks is his pint and necks it.

King those poor people

YABU.

And I won't read the thread 😷

@cauliflowersqueeze a former colleague of mine did that too... do you work with children?

Some people are fucking disgusting

I don't have any stories half as bad as these thank goodness but keep them coming!

It has to be the guy I saw stuffing his face with beer, burger and chips while waiting in a queue for a funfair ride. He finished his food and got on the ride. After a few minutes of being flung up and down and side to side, the inevitable happened. A curtain of vomit flew from his mouth across the unfortunate people sitting near him. The screams were terrible to hear, and it was a pitiful bunch who got off the ride five long minutes later.
I was stood on the ground watching it all, horror struck.

Worst things I've seen are at the start point and end point of marathons. Lube being placed in places I'd rather not see, and bleeding nipples at the Edinburgh marathon. Put me right off running, that did!

I too have seen a public crapper. Like, an ordinary looking chap walking through a public park. Then, trousers down and shitting. On a path, in full view of everyone using the park. Trousers up, and carries on walking along as if nothing has happened. Truly bizarre.

Oh I forgot about this one.
I was about 16 and getting a lift home from a night out in an over crowded Peugeot 106. I was in the back sitting on some guy's knee. It was about a 30 mile journey to where we lived and living ya of country roads. He was drunk... I could feel his tummy heaving and the inevitable happened. He boked all over me. All over my clothes and in my hair! Had to have a shower and was my hair at 3am. The smell stayed with me for ages!

At V fest a few years ago a young woman crouched to have a poo right next to the main stage. In full view of many people. I was astonished.

Have to go, cannot stomach anymore, but will leave you with mine. Man who looked like Quasimodo, masturbating in the seat opposite me on the tube, making the most hideous faces as well - just gross. I flew off at the next station and told the guard.

Want boke boke boke!!! You should have reported him!!!

A man eat his own shit whilst looking me square in the eye and then grinning at me and having traces of shit stuck in his teeth

A lady who was covered and i literally mean covered in her own shit, it was even in her eyes and matted in her hair who then shit in a cup, mixed it up with the remaining tea and drank it down without gagging once

A man who kept wanking into a cup and then drinking it once he had a good mouthful.

A man bite a chunk out his forearm and swallow the chuck

All whilst at work, thankfully not all in the same shift!

A woman eating a scotch pie in Asda cafe, she removed her false teeth and licked the debris out of the plate....i nearly threw up!

We were sat on a terrace one afternoon of a nice pizza restaurant.

A guy walked past, opened a packet of raw pork chops and started eating them

Bloody hell Chester!

You work in mental health I guess.

Another one.

I used to work with a woman with the most awful teeth I have ever seen. Her mouth was literally a pit of decay, bleeding gums, black, oozing rotting teeth. Truly medieval.

Her breath stank to high heaven. Like death.

We had a huge open plan office and when you walked in in the morning you could tell if she was there already by the smell.

I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. I had my phone in my hand but was too dumbfounded to open up the camera to take a pic

Thank God,why on earth would you want to?

toffeeboffin no! I work with offenders, all except from the biter were on a comedown from drugs.

Oh my I actually feel sick.
I had a woman try to wipe her menstrual blood on me once.
Also saw a guy on the bus years ago pick a massive runny bogey which hung from his nose and then eat it. I'm off to be sick now! Gross

Dare I google marathon runners and lube?
Is public shitting a fetish thing?

Well, bodily fluids did not bother me until chester posted last!

I thought I had seen human 'grossness' in most forms but this thread just keeps giving...why oh why am I so drawn to this! Hehe 😂

I once watched my old flat mate cook and eat some chicken fillets I'd accidentally left in the fridge while away on holiday.

They were two weeks out of date. I told her, but she didn't care🤢

I saw a woman pull her used tampon out and fling it across the car park at work once. The loos were literally a 20 second walk away. I didn't hang around to see if she replaced it... But I did have to remove said used tampon from the car park. Thank god for litter pickers.