So embarrassed, currently put with DH, drinking chocolate milkshake, he did something funny and turned his back on me only for me to laugh out loud before choking on my drink - snorting - and ultimately blowing chocolate milkshake all down the back of his white shit. He's not realised. He's walking around carrying on as normal but it's a huge fucking mess. If I tell him he'll want to go home but I don't!! AIBU to not say anything until we get back later? (Baring in mind he'll then be livid that I've let him walk around in public like this)