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Is this one of the worst-ever Facebook selling group posts?

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QueenoftheAndals · 01/06/2017 23:04

Seen in my local second-hand selling group. It's basically a vibrator, right? I'd hope it was unused but with these groups you can never tell!

Is this one of the worst-ever Facebook selling group posts?
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CrankyDoodle · 01/06/2017 23:06

Yup.. that's gross. Any takers?

Rustypaperclip · 01/06/2017 23:10

Wow that is quite something ShockConfused I dread to imagine what the lucky new owner will do with the duckie

JessieMcJessie · 01/06/2017 23:12

Ooh I live near you and this seller! I will be scrutinising the faces of people I see in the street now for signs of the after-effects of a relaxing bath with a boa-clad bird 😂

QueenoftheAndals · 01/06/2017 23:14

It's encrusted with Swarovski crystals too, I'll have you know!

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SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 01/06/2017 23:16

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KeepServingTheDrinks · 01/06/2017 23:16

I'm a bit of a novice about vibrators, but won't the fluffy collar get a bit.... ... gunky???? (sorry sorry sorry!)

KeepServingTheDrinks · 01/06/2017 23:16

or does only the top of head do the work?????

QueenoftheAndals · 01/06/2017 23:17

Oh my word, there's a whole range of them including bondage ducks!

They also retail for £15-20, which means the one I saw could well be used Confused

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KeepServingTheDrinks · 01/06/2017 23:17

I like the fact it's gazing up lovingly

Funnyface1 · 01/06/2017 23:23

I've just wet myself laughing at "bondage ducks"!

Flumpernickel · 01/06/2017 23:30

Thank god that pirate hat is removable.

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user1491572121 · 01/06/2017 23:30

When my friend was at nursing college in the 90s, her corridor in the nurses home used to share ONE vibrator.

I expressed my disgust at this and my friend said "Oh we just put a condom on it!"

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Bunnyfuller · 01/06/2017 23:35

Does it quack at key moments? When you squeeze it? Does it count as beastiality if you're shagging a pretend duck or is there another word for it with water fowl?

Evilstepmum01 · 01/06/2017 23:42

I'm a bit of a novice about vibrators, but won't the fluffy collar get a bit.... ... gunky????

that made me lol!! Grin you have a point tho!

bondage ducks? vibrating ducks? just.....why??

Discopanda · 02/06/2017 00:19

The fluffy collar comes off. I used to have one of those, my ex got it for me 10 years ago. No I am not the person trying to sell it....

QueenoftheAndals · 02/06/2017 06:54

user there's no words for your friend and her mates Shock

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