I've got nothing for daddy's tea

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(or mine or the kids). WIBU to say the tiger has eaten it all and go down the road to a cafe?

YABU. Get it delivered.

Has he drunk all the beer? Are you not near a Tesco?

YANBU, you must have sausages and chips and ice cream though.

What?

Definitely go out. The tiger was rude to eat your tea.

reenact his mammoth feast while you're out.

Did he drink all the water in the taps too?

Shame that the children can't have their bath.

Well Daddy has his key , he can order something when he gets back.
Don't tell him about the beers straight away!

Tap sucking bastard he is.

The tiger. Not Daddy.

don't worry OP, the tiger won't be back. What a bastard to come just before pay day though - tigers are so inconsiderate.

Love that book. No, YANBU - go to a cafe and have sausages and chips, in your nightie.

Daddy's supper I think you'll find! Not his tea!

Well it's not 'The Tiger who came for supper' splendide, so I'm afraid you are wrong.

OP go out for tea.

Has the Tiger left yet?

Excuse me but I am very hungry.
Do you think I could have tea with you?

Ooh, not as bad as the time that pervert big cat came round ours. The tiger that came to teabag.

Did the tiger drink all the milk, and all the orange juice, and all daddy's beer and all the water in the tap?

find something your kids have done well, and make it a treat takeaway/meal out tea.

Make sure when all this is sorted out, you buy a big tin of tiger food, in case he comes again...

But he never did (come back that is)

Love the book and we also went to see the stage show which was one of the best productions for children I have ever seen

Well it's not 'The Tiger who came for supper' splendide, so I'm afraid you are wrong.

He comes to tea (which is happening while Daddy is at work) and then he eats all Daddy's supper (which is cooking on the stove ready for Daddy to come home).

Never mind, Daddy seems to love going out to the cafe

YABU for calling him 'Daddy' unless he is your father.

Oh Mummy, have you drunk away all the house keeping money again? Poor Daddy, he is aware of your alcohol abuse by tries to ignore it for an easy life. As the water has been cut off due to you buying gin instead of paying the bill, he will have to do something this time. Unless you invent a really good story to explain what has happened........

YANBU, bloody tigers with their bloody huge appetites go out, have your sausages and chips and send the stripped fucker round here to deal with over spilling freezer, please.