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We're all cunts

63 replies

SallyVating · 20/05/2017 12:34

Discuss

OP posts:
Maudlinmaud · 20/05/2017 13:01

I've said it before on here. Cunt is often used as a term of affection where I'm from. The Irish are funny at times.

PacificDogwod · 20/05/2017 13:02

I feel I am missing context here... Grin

HeyHoThereYouGo657 · 20/05/2017 13:08

My finest moment was being shouted at "You utter CUNT" .

Oh Yes, and the target deserved my cuntiness that day Grin

TheNiffler · 20/05/2017 13:09

I love this version

giphy.com/gifs/3ornjSAwpAFhNiRrPy

TheNiffler · 20/05/2017 13:10

How do I get it to post as a gif?

DonkeyOaty · 20/05/2017 13:11

Wassup?

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 20/05/2017 13:11

Ahhh Niffler, that's a gif that just keeps giving

metalmum15 · 20/05/2017 13:12

I'm not all cunt. I'm also head, arms, legs, arse etc.

picklemepopcorn · 20/05/2017 13:13

Sadly I'm not, even when I need to be, more of a doormat really. Any tips from you experts?

SomuchSlow · 20/05/2017 13:19

This is definitely a thread about a thread so will be deleted.

NavyandWhite · 20/05/2017 13:22

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Original poster
SallyVating · 20/05/2017 13:24

I'm happy to be a cunt personally.

In whatever context.

Cunts are marvellous

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SomuchSlow · 20/05/2017 13:24

Personally, I feel that the C word shouldn't be allowed.

Cocofluff is much more eloquent and gets the point across just as well, without the need for swearies.

MissShittyBennet · 20/05/2017 13:25

I like your penis OP.

Original poster
SallyVating · 20/05/2017 13:26

Not a thread about a thread unless I've missed something.

More seeing how soon I get bashed with the ban hammer

OP posts:
PovertyPain · 20/05/2017 13:26

I'm warm and deep like a cunt AND I have a cunt. So I'm a cunt with a cunt. 😘

Maudlinmaud · 20/05/2017 13:29

Ban hammer for saying cunt. No dear. I believe there is a tally of all the cunts in site stuff.

Original poster
SallyVating · 20/05/2017 13:29

Ah you jammy cow poverty. Mine's drizabone these days. Fucking menopause

OP posts:
Saucery · 20/05/2017 13:30

Believe I missed a doozy this morning. Is this #2 or have somecunts shot their bolt and had to have a little lie down?

Original poster
SallyVating · 20/05/2017 13:34

I have no idea what you mean sausey

😇

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IheartDodo · 20/05/2017 13:37

Someone just told me to my face that I "seem very nice", does that mean she was lying?

PovertyPain · 20/05/2017 13:40

Lol. Sally long live hrt. Keeps my cunt well oiled, though it gets no action now. Tis a retired cunt. 😢 But it's mine and I love it. 😁

pinkieandperkie · 20/05/2017 13:45

Poverty retired cunt Grin

Makealist1 · 20/05/2017 13:47

My Dsis said that the feministas are trying to reclaim the word cunt, rather than a female-based derogatory cuss - as in prick or dickhead, used at men.
Sounds good to me !! I What does calling a woman a 'cunt' mean anyway ? Why is it a swear word nowadays anyway , somuch? Is it a vintage cuss ? I wouldn't even know what they were getting at if someone called me one ! I'd have to say ' well yes, that's obvious . I'm a female. And ...? '

Definitely bloody menopause , sally. Or non bloody menopause even. Only good thing about it. Hmm

PringlesInTheFlySpace · 20/05/2017 13:51

I am definitely a cunt 1 week a month Grin