What on earth is this object? (Photo included)

[blubeari]

The latest tenants have moved out, leaving a whole load of junk behind. Do you know what this is? AIBU to have no idea?

steffi

PMSL steff ^

"I think you should message the tenants"

I read that as "massage" at first.

THERE IS A PUBE ON IT

ABORT MISSION

"Thank goodness I came upon them before my children did."

FFS stop it! No need!

Lelo do a USB rechargeable one...apparently.

Audiosonic tool for muscular aches and pains.

Just spotted the pube

You're protesting far too much about that not being your hand. Over explaining makes people think you're lying. Not saying you are just saying it's a sign.

For a second there I misread that as "my arsehole snapped my old one"

Ahem I should really proof read my posts

Ewwwwwww!!!

and boak

It's got a very 70s vibe going on, which end goes where??

In a related theme, we've just cleaned out our rental property after Mr and Mrs Skank moved out and found a worn out stroker and an empty bottle of lube on top of the kitchen wall cabinets

steff13
They are actually mains opperated... no more nicking batteries from the kids toys...

You also have a life time werrenty..if it breaks thell pay 50 percent for a new one.

What's a stroker? Or should I not ask

I love this thread! My lovely Dad (now sadly dead) bought a 'massager' from a car boot. He was so pleased with it, but I couldn't help but say 'Dad, this looks like a vibrator?'. He answered, 'oh, I thought that, but it's not like I'm sticking it anywhere it would matter.' :-)

Haha JaneElk reminds me DP and I left a variety of toys and some pot on top of kitchen cabinets. Realised a couple of weeks after leaving. Needless to say didn't go back for them