What on earth is this object? (Photo included)

[blubeari]

The latest tenants have moved out, leaving a whole load of junk behind. Do you know what this is? AIBU to have no idea?

Oh Jesus. Bleurgh. Bleach your hand!

My pube vision was way off there, didn't even spot it

Eww I can see the pube now!

Definitely looks like one of those 'massagers' that is really a vibrator!

EWWWWWWWWW

£130 quid ??!! Does it light you a fag after. Blimey.

Drop it and ensure you really wash your hands.

What a strange way to phrase it... Am I being unreasonable to have no idea? Why would you be?
And your hand looks distinctly hairy mannish...

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sorry....I'm not laughing much

does it light a fag for you afterwards
That has me giggling remindsmeofwhenexdroppedalitfagonhisnuts

Dotdot - good spot. And great name 'mona'!

So glad it wasn't my own hand. Will tell him to scrub.

I'm sure someone on here was saying that they spotted a vibrator on their local eBay type site recently with only 'light usage'. Maybe we should try to make some money?

Molly I was putting it on AIBU for traffic. I also didn't say it was my own hand - I said 'we' found it.

Actually, looked back and I didn't say 'we' in the OP, but I certainly didn't say anything about it being my hand!

There has got to be a market on eBay for second hand sex toys....maybe you've just hit the jacking pot

Well Soubriquet, there are markets for used knickers so why not!

Oh Jesus. That's bogging 😂

oh dear. But how I laughed!

I think you should pop it in an envelope and forward it to the owner......I would think she will miss it .

£130 quid ??!! Does it light you a fag after. Blimey.

I've just laughed so loudly I woke and startled the cat.

who would leave that behind? made me laugh when a poster actually found it to be a vibrator with a pic included

Definely a vibrator.

I have one two of the Lelo ones and they are worth every penny.

Welcome to Mumsnet OP.