What on earth is this object? (Photo included)

[blubeari]

The latest tenants have moved out, leaving a whole load of junk behind. Do you know what this is? AIBU to have no idea?

Oh thank goodness you found it I've been looking everywhere for that

Ooooo poppy you devil you

Thats a very exspensive vibrator....

There actually reallly really REALLY good.. im surprised they left it behind.

To be precise it's the Rhubarb 9000.

i work with hands for a living and I'm 80% sure they are hands of a woman

Did the tenants leave on bad terms? they've left that there on purpose, your realise that don't you?

This is a wind-up.

I don't think you'd leave such an expensive toy behind on purpose! That's grim though, it looks grubby like it hasn't been cleaned after the last use. I think you should message the tenants to ask if they want it back, and post screenshots of the results for us all to have a giggle over.

Perhaps it's a dead one. Worn out through overuse.

Crikey you lot, I've been laughing so hard I have a pain.

@TiggyMP
"To be precise it's the Rhubarb 9000."

Best comment on the thread so far: I thought that too.

My arsehole ex snapped my old one, I was more upset about that then the breakup.

For a second there I misread that as "my arsehole snapped my old one"

Me too bandeau I was clutching me pearls and everything

Ooh, I have a Lego, they are quite expensive. If they don't want it back, send it to me!
Not really.
Boak, scrub thy hands you are unclean!

A Lego Vibrator Not?

I've over-boggled.

Never mind the sex object and pube, what is going on with that thumb?!

Wonder who'll be the first to namechange to Lego Vibrator.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Is it just me or does the hand look a bit like it's got something moist on it?! 😲

That is defo a woman's hand. And the nails need cleaning. 🤢

Does anyone else think it looks much cheaper in real life than in the advertisement? Less sleek 🤔

Ooh, I have a Lego, they are quite expensive.

And you thought stepping on Lego was painful...

Ooh, I have a Lego, they are quite expensive.

And you thought stepping on Lego was painful...

Oops.

This is a wind-up.

No, I'm sure it's battery-operated.

I would send a strongly worded email to the letting agents/estate agents, asking a message to be forwarded on saying...

What on earth were you thinking? Check your home thoroughly before you move. You're knowingly leaning your house to a family. Leaving objects like that lying around is completely inappropriate. Thank goodness I came upon them before my children did.