I was at a festival-type-thing recently, standing in the very long Portaloo line when a girl pushes in front of me. I didn't immediately notice so didn't say anything.
Then another girl barged in front of me and said 'Sorry, I will piss myself if I don't go in front of you'. I replied with 'well that's a shame, I suppose you'll just have to piss yourself as there's a line'.
First girl who pushed in say 'ooohhh no it's fine she's my friend', and second girl goes ahead of me anyway.
THE SAME THING happened three more times with the same group of friends.
AIBU to think that these people should be exiled?
What would you have said/done to stop them from pushing in?