AIBU to ask why Joy Odell never has a crappy day like this?....

[mammyoftwo]

....so far today I've managed to miss the baby group, miss tesco delivery twice, dc2 was hysterical in city centre (sound of dryers in toilets, making strange at anyone who looked at them, started teething bad) and now I need to go to store with two dc to collect the ruddy shopping!!!!

Joy always seems so together!!!

I have no idea who joy odell is She sounds boring though. Your day sounds much more interesting.

Tbf her house is a mess so maybe they aren't giving screen time to her shite days.

Topsy and Tim's mum nsea

keira I'd forgotten about the mesry house, am guessing that's her "relateable" feature!

She swigs vodka from the bottle when the twins are having their jolly japes. Definitely. Bottles hidden all over the house

Her house is tidier than mine though

It their house a mess? I always think it looks quite tidy!

Anyway, she definitely has shit days. She named her child Topsy for God's sake. That's a bad day right there.

Anyway, she definitely has shit days. She named her child Topsy for God's sake. That's a bad day right there.

ooops, that was meant to be in quotes!