Snoring

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Ffs I just need a rant!
DP is currently snoring on the sofa and has been for the last hour. No problem with him having a sleep, he's had a long day and early start at work but I'm trying to write an essay and he could quite easily take himself upstairs to BED, you know, the place where people generally sleep! I'm rather heavily pregnant so I'm probably BU but ffs, I need to get this work done and it's SO distracting and I'm rather uncomfortable (which is probably making me ratty anyway). Never mind about him promising to go to the shop after the football... clearly that isn't happening feel free to throw biscuits at me...

Nope throw cushions at him instead.

I have a pile next to me for sofa snoozes. I have no issue with sofa snoozes that are quiet but rattle the walls and it's one snooze that gets cut short.

That's exactly my view too. Just bloody be quiet about it! Sometimes I really like smothering him with cushions I won't though, I don't think I'd do well in prison ha

I just counted and have 6 soft cushions I throw at him when he snores on the settee. It's rare I have to use all 6 though before he's stomped off in a huff.

How he's awake now OP.

Haha I'm going to start a collection. He is awake! He was about to get "gently" rolled off of the sofa if he didn't wake up so he should count himself lucky

Could you go upstairs instead OP?

If it was me mind you i'm afraid i'd have woken him by now and told him sweetly that he was making an annoying fucking racket

I would have if I could sit comfortably up there, but it makes my back and hips ache to sit in bed and work unfortunately. I did shout "shut the fuck up" a couple of times. Not my finest moment but I think I'll be forgiven haha

You are a bad woman OP and we salute you.

Haha I shall wear my bad woman badge with pride