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His little shirt

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
DawnDoctor · 14/05/2017 15:57

You're a little bit close, Pringles

It's actually a different Dawn that they say I look like.

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:58

That's right Pringles. I'm going out now for some fresh air. I don't feel well at all so apologies if this has been jumbled or not made sense

OP posts:
SadieTheNurse · 14/05/2017 15:58

Who is Sad Eye Pete?

FaFoutis · 14/05/2017 15:58

You can't be the Dawn doctor, the impression I get is that the Dawn doctor does not know she is the Dawn doctor.

DawnDoctor · 14/05/2017 15:59

I AM THE DAWN DOCTOR

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 16:00

Sad eyed Pete is also a colleague. And no tge Dawn doctor does not know she is the Dawn doctor. Sadie doesn't know either.

OP posts:
PringlesInTheFlySpace · 14/05/2017 16:00

Yes! Nailed it! Now if only I could find out what a fucking fly space is!

FaFoutis · 14/05/2017 16:01

See.

fruitbat2008 · 14/05/2017 16:01

OMG I think I need a doctor after reading that😭

OlennasWimple · 14/05/2017 16:01

Bit early for a drunk thread, surely?

Fruitcocktail6 · 14/05/2017 16:01

So there actually IS a Sadie!

DawnDoctor · 14/05/2017 16:01

You think I don't know, but I know. Why do you think I always fart when you're near me?

Funko · 14/05/2017 16:01

I think op may be upset and a little under stress.

Go clear your head lovely Flowers

SadieNurse · 14/05/2017 16:02

We know all about the horrible nicknames you have for us, OP. You think we're stupid?

That's why we colluded with Dean to bully your husband. Payback!

rightwhine · 14/05/2017 16:02

Why is Pete sad?

VeuveVera · 14/05/2017 16:03

Who is the dawn doctor?
Be precise please

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 14/05/2017 16:07

I need to start drinking earlier!

User06383 · 14/05/2017 16:08

Well that escalated quickly.

If you work in a hospital most staff tend to have name badges, check these out for their real names and you won't have to rebrand them.

keeplooking · 14/05/2017 16:12

Dean's got a lot to answer for. If he hadn't tried to be clever, none of this would have happened.

user1489675144 · 14/05/2017 16:12

This is the funniet post I have seen in a long time. Thanks OP whether deliberate or not.

Hopefully when he forgives you for talking to him as if he was 5 years old he will wear his little shirt.

MrsTerryPratchett · 14/05/2017 16:13

I love you OP.

Dean is an arse, your OH is a bit of a delicate flower who can't take a joke and a nobber to blame you.

Trb17 · 14/05/2017 16:13

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin hilarious thread. Thank you Dawn Doctor Wine

SparklyMagpie · 14/05/2017 16:14

I was thinking about have a little glass of wine, after reading this I'm not sure I need one now

Wish I could meet Dawn Doctor

Hereforthefun · 14/05/2017 16:17

PringlesInTheFlySpace is my most favourite name ever Grin

happypoobum · 14/05/2017 16:18

Sparkly I think you mean The Dawn Doctor Grin