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'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair!

...am legend!!!

...Don't get it. Tom Hardy?? And I'm the biggest lech on the planet. Now, Gavin Rossdale....and I become Neanderthal woman. Ooooooh!!

Caz you are BU!

... would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

...need sleep 💤 Night!

We can't always agree on everything, DSis

😘😉😂

pax he's on about cheating.

IIIIIIIIII... will always love yoooouuuuu

Night, night, Sass - you always make me laugh! Sweet dreams.

Reported

Something learned... I always wondered.

...did it myyyyyyy way!!!!

Can't believe I read to the end 😂 and still just

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This thread has been great fun! I genuinely hope OP sorts her phone issues out, so she can post her AIBU for real.

... wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't / you can / I can't /
Orvil... who is your very best friend?
You are
I'm gonna help you mend. Your broken heart

(So sorry but I had to play and all the good ones have gone already)

...am nominating for Classics!!!!!

🍕 hut oh 🍕 hut

*Sass, love - think we've both got a second wind?

've farted, I've farted, I've made a trouser cough, I've whistled in my Yfronts, I've just peeled one off! Bubbles in the bath, bubbles in the bath, real rip snorters, real rip snorters....

Caz, blaming you entirely for my post...you and your second wind!

'll get my coat!!!!

Sass don't worry about it! Flatulence runs in the family, darling. Convinced we were separated at birth - even more now.

Am The Doctor

'll be gone

In a day or two

Love to love but my baby just loves to dance, loves to dance ......,