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Brilliant thread ladies.

Adding that we had rhubarb and pear crumble at the weekend with lashings of custard.

...am not a robot

See Machine...

...woke up crumble craving free...

...am now breaking out in hives at the crumble cravings complete with custard on the hottest day of the year ffs!

...am taking you off my Christmas card list!

....have just dropped the crumble craving bomb on another thread...

...have a challenge! Try and get crumble mentioned on threads you are on today...a little bit of Friday fun!!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

Omg it's Friday!!!!!!!
Out on the lash tonight with my mates from work to wind down after what has been a shite week.
Hope you're all good.

Yay drinkswine. You my dear deserve lots of in the sunshine! Enjoy!

DD just been picked up be ex ....so....

-t's officially o'⏰

Give me a whoop whoop 🎉🎉🎉

Whoop whoop whoop de whoop!!!!!! 🎆🎉🍸🙌👏😂

drinkswine yay indeed!! You make sure you have a doubly good one. Enjoy!!!

DSass wooohoooooo!!!!
Will be cracking open the well-chilled Chardonnay soon!

And welcome to last night's other posters - hope you all stay on board.

TF....

..t's FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!

Nooooo! Not Xmas card list removal!

Would ice cream with crumble help?

Mind you, I'm British so hot crumble and custard goes hand in hand with having a cup of tea to help you cool down.

Crikey....do you know me in real life Machine??? I am sucker for ice cream...not much I wouldn't do for a good one!

But yep ... crumble, custard and cuppa also lush!

So has anyone managed to shoe horn a crumble bomb on any threads today? If not, we should go scatter a few around after we've sunk some vino

Yay DSis....Friiidddaaayyyy!

......'ve done the crumble mission, Sass!

... ❤ you for that caz!

...have managed to drop it on a few threads but am sure I could find some more

....just dropped it on another AIBU thread! Heeheehee....anyone on AIBU may see this thread and the game will be up....but like living dangerously, LOL

C'mon, DSass, did you think.....

..I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

...have just been asked by a poster if I am pregnant hence the crumble craving .... PMSL! Bad Sassy Mind you she's prob not far off, not pregnant (need sex for that and last time was 6mths ago) but raging PMT so prob hormonal craving!

Oh no, not .....

As long as .... know how to love

... know -'ll stay alive

Haha! Have just seen your last post on the Simple Pleasures thread! That's where I put mine. Not really a piss-take...

..t's a genuinely lovely thread and...

..stand by my genuine list!

....saw yours on it which is why I put like crumble too

-t is a lovely thread and mine were all honest too

...wasn't lying on the other AIBU thread either (I still have a huge crumble craving ) but might have been a shoehorn

...am enjoying my wine but

...wish I was sharing it with someone!

..know what you mean, lovely Sassy ...

..'m exactly the same. Can be bloody lonely, but hey - your DSis is here also enjoying her chardonnay ....so cheers!!

...don't think my hormones are helping

-t's Sauvignon Blanc in Sassy-towers this eve

...agree....bloody lonely....but lovely warm eve and good to be on this thread so cheers x

Cheers, DSass!

...am a music head and enjoy my BBC4 docs on a Friday evening. So usually Ch9 chez-caz. Love a bit of nostalgia. X

...am watching Graham Norton. Salma Hayek is v funny

...love music too though prob not as seriously into it as you are. Friend I may or may not be catching up with tomorrow is radio 4 producer

....still want apple crumble

Ah...I usually catch up with Graham Norton on a Sat night. I'm still enjoying BBC4 - bloody brilliant. God, I mourn my rock chick days - will forever be one....just can't quite look the business like I used to. Bastard ageing! Piss off! and also thrown in!

....think I need more ! Chill, cazzie, chill!