To be shocked that a Cleveland Steamer is NOT a boat as I had thought?

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Foul!

If you think that's bad, Google "munting"!

Eww!!!!!!!!!!! I just googled "munting" and now know more than I wanted to, courtesy of Urban Dictionary. I cannot believe people actually do these things. I feel like a Victorian maiden aunt all of a sudden .

urbandictionary.store/products/cleveland-steamer?_sp=46168208-e54c-4ae9-8bfd-ff9c00e75594.1494435997992&utm_campaign=onpage&utm_source=define&utm_medium=web

They've got a range of plush toys for all the weirdness too!

I have no idea what either of those things are and I'm not clicking any links as I'm on a packed commuter train but check out Alabama Hot Pocket if you want to be grossed out.

I refuse to believe half the stuff described on Urban Dictionary.
It's just so.. made up.. surely