Help! No sleep!

[Mrsknackered]

Meant to be going to a friend's wedding today 70 miles with the children (going by train and getting a lift home) but last night I had the tail end of food poisoning so a lot of it was spent on the toilet, I've got an injured coccyx, DS2 woke up for feeding every hour and a half, DS1 woke me up when I finally did get to sleep as he had a nightmare and then my dickhead student neighbours started a really bloody loud after party starting from 4am and is still going on now. So in total I've had less than 2 hours sleep as both bonny lads are awake. And I need to leave really soon.
I have no coffee in the house! And probably should avoid altogether given the stomach situation!Suggestions please!!!

pray?

seriously, you poor bugger

Lucazade? Buy a couple of bottles at the station and sip slowly. Can you not go? Sounds like an awful lot to deal with!

Cancel if at all possible. Although that may not be easy if you've spent a lot of money on outfits, tickets and gifts (could much of it be refunded?), and if your kids are excited about going to the wedding.

It's a huge shame to miss out but it may be for the best??

We had our own wedding here, so DS1 got to wear his outfit and throw bits of paper (confetti) at me; as I married DS2 in a white nightie and towel for a veil. We then had angel cake with a candle.
Best wedding ever apparently.
It Is sad to miss out but I wouldn't have been able to enjoy it and nor would the children if I was stressing.
4 hours til bedtime, I can do this!

good for you op, am sure the kids enjoyed that just as much and you too.