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To not have a flippin clue about how to 'garden'?

84 replies

TheNoveltySlippers · 30/04/2017 22:20

And no that is not a euphemism for keeping lady bits tidy.

I have a garden / small patio garden for the first time in my life, I'm pushing 40 and I'd like to know how to make it beautiful, but everything I read may as well be written in a different language.

I can't understand instructions for pruning (what does 'prune hard' mean?).

How can an aspect be both sheltered and sunny?

What on earth is 'mulching'?

There must be a way of progressing from zero knowledge to a basic understanding of the main terms. Most things seem to assume you've already progressed beyond that first part.

I've tried watching some Alys Fowler YouTube vids but even she just uses lots of fancy Latin words and I give up.

Can anyone recommend a Complete and Utter Simpleton's Guide to Gardening? Like, imagine it's their very first Sunday in the garden ... where do I bloody begin?

OP posts:
MissWilmottsGhost · 03/05/2017 12:46

Post a photo OP? We can have a nose at your garden and recommend some plants.

Your garden sounds like a small courtyard with several trees around it so I suspect the borders will be quite shady. There are lots of plants you can grow. What sort of things do you like?

You said about the trees but is there anything else growing below them?

GingerKitCat · 03/05/2017 12:56

Come over to the Mumsnet Gardening topic everyone, we don't bite Grin

Start a thread and post a few pictures if you can, you'll get loads of straightforward advice and beginner plant recommendations. Keep asking questions and starting new threads if in doubt. Photos are always appreciated!

I found mumsnetters advice invaluable and it stopped me making expensive mistakes. Plants for shade, (un)suitable conditions for ericaceous plants (rhododendron, camellia, azaelia etc), evergreen planting for winter interest were a few things I didn't have a clue about for example!

Most plants will tolerate being moved (carefully) if you've put them in the wrong place, but it saves a lot of time and effort if you get it right-ish first time. It can be disheartening not knowing why your plants are failing. You end up believing you're just not cut out for gardening full stop when it's often a really simple fix Smile

Without seeing photos I'll make a few suggestions in addition to those already posted:

I've been enjoying Morrisons lately for cheap, reliable plants - many of which are really good for wildlife especially pollinators (save the bees!) Worth checking out if you have one nearby.

When you identify a plant that would do really well in a particular spot it's worth buying two or three of them and spacing them out within the border/s. This helps fill the garden more quickly and introduces a
pleasing repetition/ rhythm to your planting scheme. Honest!

Shrubs and climbers are important for depth/ structure in your borders. If everything you plant is quite small (e.g. less than 20cm height) at its mature height (i.e. maximum size) your garden can look quite flat. If you fill your boundaries (fences/ walls) with climbers you add visual depth, interest and habitat for wildlife. The edges of your space are softened. Ditto with shrubs - the height they contribute makes the garden more interesting as you can't see all areas at once.

My garden isn't massive so I try to introduce height via climbers and choose shrubs with a max height of less than a metre (or else slow growing) so that I'm not forever pruning!
I'm massively still learning in this respect, there's loads of fascinating and often straightforward trickery you can deploy Grin

Height is definitely important for visual interest. If your plants are taking a while to establish you can experiment with wigwams/ obelisks covered in sweet peas for example (annual so they will die at the end of summer) as well as planters of shop bought annuals placed on windowsills and hanging baskets. The more of these you have the better the overall effect imo.

Unfortunately a lot of gardening takes time. Time in the sense that you need to be out there every day checking things are growing okay, identifying pests, watering etc. Basically identifying any problems while they can still be corrected and before things become terminal! BUT there are sneaky ways of making a garden more low-maintenance. If you're upfront about your time constraints we can advise accordingly!

The How to be a Gardener series was on YouTube at one point I believe. Did they ever release it as a DVD? If not I've googled and found series 1 on the Daily Motion website. Quality is not great but the audio is fine Smile

Once you start to learn about plants the RHS website is invaluable. I often google 'RHS plant name' to find out quick info about a particular plant (often quite basic!) It's the equivalent of the label on the plant but a bit more in depth. The pruning advice is a bit more complicated so I'd leave that for now! Loads of other useful beginner info on there, I just haven't had time to read it!

Don't be disheartened about plants taking a while to get going. A lot of my garden has taken 2-3yrs+ to establish. It's rubbish looking at twigs for the first year or so! This is where annuals (bedding plants and seeds that you can sow out around now - watch out for slugs) can come into their own to make your space a bit brighter in the meantime.

Sorry for the essay! There's so much more I could write Grin

Funnyonion17 · 03/05/2017 13:05

It's really a case of starting simple and your knowledge will naturally build in time.

For me i started with the basics of big planters, compost, regular watering and shrubs which grow all year round (usually reffered to as evergreen). Don't forget to keep the plant markers for aftercare, i made that mistake!

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 03/05/2017 13:07

I just don't know where to start
Your garden sounds a bit like my first one, a few plants but otherwise a bit of a blank canvas. What I did was drew a plan of how it was and got an idea of where the sun rose and set so I knew which parts were in shadow and sun (some plants are pretty fussy and only like sun, but others might only like shade). I did a soild test to find out the pH. Then I got my books out and made a list of all the plants I liked the look of, and spent loads of time getting inspired in garden centers.

I think it really helps to have some idea of what you want from the garden, eg is it to be full of flowers in the summer but you're not bothered what it looks like in the winter? Do you want to attract wildlife (so many plants, due to man-made "breeding" are not useful to insects)? Do you want plants that look after themselves or ones that you'll need to replace each year or learn how to prune?

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 03/05/2017 13:07

I've tried watching some Alys Fowler YouTube vids but even she just uses lots of fancy Latin words and I give up.
Try not to get intimidated by latin words. All they are is a way of differenciating between speciaes of living things in case the common names vary between countries or regions. Also, don't be too hard on yourself; no-one is born with gardening knowledge, we all had to learn it from someone or something. I learnt from my mum, books and TV but I bet there's plenty of great YouTube videos for beginners.

froomeonthebroom · 03/05/2017 13:29

Someone said to me that if there are 3 or more of an unidentified plant, then it's probably a weed. I've found that the most helpful piece of advice tbh!

Also there was a PP who had planted sweet peas. You need to put some canes in for them to grow up. Tie the plants to the canes as they grow and you will have lovely flowers!

buckeejit · 04/05/2017 21:34

I'd avoid hebe as I think it's dull dull dull.

How big is your space & what do you want to do with it? I paid about £300!for a designer to come & do plans for our weird split level plot & have implemented & amended some of his fab ideas. I agree with putting out a plea to digging out a little of anything friends & family have-I love sharing my garden with people

Clumping evergreen grasses are my new favourite addition to our garden, in raised beds-repetition looks good in a planting scheme. Some colour & room for a hammock are my main needs-do you want a seating area, bbq, veg bed etc?

buckeejit · 04/05/2017 21:37

Oh, I actually came on to say there is a gardening magazine in Sainsburys with gardening gloves & about 5 packets of seeds including cosmos (easy for dc to grow so hopefully fail proof even for me) for £6 which is good value, especially if you are in need of gloves as I was!

AntiGrinch · 05/05/2017 09:59

If I order a 100l bag of compost, will I be able to lift it, and will I be able to fit it in my garage? I can't find out online how big this is likely to be

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