to wish DH would do a courtesy flush?!

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Why oh why, must a dump be allowed to ferment and percolate for around 40 minutes before it is finally flushed away? By that point, the whole top floor is reeking. Mentioning it makes no difference - just a wry laugh.

Coloured loo cleaning liquid does naff all. Bleach will actually dissolve any marks.

very quiet

have it come on with the light switch.

What a great device, Piglet. May have to come to that because hints, requests and pleading have fallen on deaf ears for sure.

WankingMonkey

I dont understand why blokes spend so much time in the toilet?!?!?! Like it takes them over half an hour to have a poo?!?!?! Are your diets that bad?!?! I sit, I poo, I flush, wash my hands, does not take longer than 5 minutes, no longer than a wee!!!!!!
The toilet is not comfy?! Why would you not spend some time to yourself in a comfy place reading or scrolling facebook or whatever?!? I don't understand!!!

40 minutes would normally be an ASWAD moment.

You're not meant to actually sit on the toilet for long periods of time. When I worked for a colorectal surgeon, he always told people to never sit and read on the loo as the position you are in, bearing down kind of, causes piles.

You and me both Meek I just don't get it at all! I incline more towards sluggishness iyswim. So we're probably a match made in heaven in that respect. It will remain one of the great mysteries of life!

You need a flush remote control like on Ally McBeal

You need an automatic air freshener where he can't reach it he wont spend so long in there with that going off

Great ideas guys