To be annoyed at these shocked fat free bitches?

[DeanaPiana]

Perhaps you'll know who I mean. Not sure what brand but there's a Greek Yoghurt advert with shouty/shocked women when they find out the yoghurt is Fat FREE!

In one ad, the man looses his control of the pottery. In the other he looses control of a bolder of some sort.

Equally annoying is the Oak Furniture land manager and his annoying assistant. Terrible ad. Maybe I'm just easily fucked off.

The amnesia inducing food adverts annoy me beyond belief, you know, the Mr Kipling cake ads, where when something goes wrong, someone else just hands people a plate of fancies, then all is well again!

The pukka Pie ones 'Mum, I failed my exams, I shot someone, You're going to be a Gran', then she eats a frigging pie and says 'It's all Pukka'. What is she going to do, eat a pie everytime she looks at her sons pregnant girlfriend or is asked to babysit!!

ARRGGHH!!

So glad to get that off my chest!

I HATE ADVERTS!! seriously most of them give me serious rage, i mute the tv or leave the room when they come on.

I like the dog!

Vanish gives me the rage though. Oh it's sharing tips? Really? So random people making home videos and posting on the site, where the ONLY blood TIP is to use the fecking stain remover! That's not a tip! What else are you supposed to do with a stain remover? Mhh??

And of course you then have totally random people commenting how amazing it is that you can use stain remover to try to remove stains! Wow! So clever!

Gladstone Brookes.. never have I felt such irrational hatred.
But I HATE him. REALLY HATE HIM!

Poor Jane and her funeral..never was there such sincere, Oscar worthy acting.
But the worst..I'm not even sure what it's for..the posh sounding bird who trips up the man in the grass, obviously desperate for a shag... that voice.... everything... what is that ad even for? Yogurt? I'm so angered by her I can't recall exactly

Rapey bird, I call her!

To the lady on the ClearBlue ad, saying you're two weeks pregnant isn't a thing. You're technically not even pregnant yet at 2 weeks.

Or do Americans count things differently? I just don't know

Oh God Deana, 2 weeks pregnant woman and her pal who's 'gonna cry.' Shut the fuck up both of you.